chaos

Need help? I can give you a justification for just about anything. Part lurker, part word vomit. I also like to cook. ENFP

[chaos @deepxhale]

Fuck it...eat the desserts, buy the shoes...we’re all gonna die anyways

[Martina Markota @MartinaMarkota]

I cannot stop watching this. I’m dying laughing at the effectiveness of this pointing & the seriousness of it. Incredible.

[chaos @deepxhale]

@alexandrak @MartinaMarkota I did this when I was teaching my little brother how to drive. This guy cut us off and I told my bro to point and laugh and we did and he chased us all the way home. Mom came out and handled it though 😂😂���

[chaos @deepxhale]

@his4Everz Blue

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

South Side. East Carson Street. Caller said that she is mad that IRS keeps taking all her money.

[chaos @deepxhale]

@callmehannan Booooooo what a HORRIBLE take

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Whoever did this. Just know that I love you.

[Ms. Amish @camillepawglia]

Summer affirmations: linen is meant to be wrinkled and martinis are meant to be spilled

[chaos @deepxhale]

@StevenEsquire Fr I’m scared

[vinniemontoya🌻 @PiperDewn]

Every day he yells “rigged, we have rigged elections” well no shit Sherlock. It’s why you fucking won. You and Elon have admitted as much,

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Getting a passive-aggressive email at work is so funny. No way you want to fight me over an Excel file.

[chaos @deepxhale]

@wannabereece How can you not love a beautiful silly woman??!?!!!

[chaos @deepxhale]

@karenmotherof2 lol don’t think sec are their ppl (good thing). Have you heard their chants about Trump 🤣🤣🤣

[Pittsburgh Clothing Co. @PGHClothingCo]

Pirates World Series confirmed

[Akira @Akir_a997]

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

[chaos @deepxhale]

@chrisbriem Burgh rednecks are the worst and ugly inside and out

[chaos @deepxhale]

@Neely711 Most unattractive slobbish ppl ever

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The most hilarious alien scenario ever would be if they came to Earth threatening to overthrow our leaders, and we all got excited and offered to help.

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

How wild is it that the Venus flytrap, arguably one of the cooler plants to exist, isn’t from the cloud forests of Colombia, or growing off limestone in Sumatra, but in Wilmington North Carolina

[chaos @deepxhale]

@saturnianwater ☠️ I’m done

[chaos @deepxhale]

@EmilyGouldNYmag Lies. Love them