Jared Payton

Kill 'em & Grill 'em! If it flies, It dies!

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@ChiefKief_15 it sucks.... A lot

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@ChiefKief_15 We do it all the time

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Call me old fashioned, but a fella in a helmet defendin’ his country should make more money than a fella in a helmet defendin’ a football.

[Jalopnik @Jalopnik]

Dodge Charger Hellcat also stupid fast, does 0 to 60 in 2.9 seconds. http://t.co/OfIiwYcZfx

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@Blake_Edgeton @Dilemma609

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

Pilots without maintainers are just pedestrians with a cool suit and sunglasses. #CrewChief #MaintainerLife

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Hunting isn't just a hobby.
It's part of who I am.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

YeeYee!

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

My Sunday > Your Sunday

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

F is for beer

U is for beer

N is for beer

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@ajk625 @UberFacts or at least a drum machine

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@ajk625 @UberFacts we'd need a drummer

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@ajk625 @UberFacts I don't think it would be that hard to do

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

@ajk625 @UberFacts that it is

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

“@UberFacts: The Beastie Boys used to open for themselves while disguised as a heavy metal band.” @ajk625

[Jared Payton @deer_slayer515]

“@CauseWereGuys: Do you want to build a snowman Jesse? http://t.co/bNagTD1Oxx” @ajk625

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I'd be 100 % more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Yee Yee!

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

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