carlos the scientist

• carlos | scientific science major | ate a whole hotdog in two bites once | @GoodNightVale is a cutie!! •
[RP account B) ]

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

memes are not scientific at ALL #TheTruthIsOutThere

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

ive been gone for a month and a half. anyways, science,

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

fact: memes are destroying the government

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

#nowplaying The New Periodic Table Song by AsapSCIENCE on @Rhapsody http://t.co/iUdIchs51N

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

we can tweet about what song we're listening to?? finally

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

person: my favorite subject is...
me: hoe don't do it
person: social studies
me: oh my god

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

if you don't like science than don't even think about breathing in my direction

[Baby's names @Babysnames]

Hunky Sponge

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

The stars at night are already long dead...something something Texas. Arbys: local flavor.

[Baby's names @Babysnames]

Of Mice and Mencia, Carlos

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

upd8: the trees turned out to be people dressed as trees while performing a musical in the middle of the road. #wtfFriday

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

ANNOUNCEMENT: trees are sentient. looking in2 it soon. they will sing in an unidentified language. do not listen to their song. thx

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

about to go try and figure out why small plastic baggies are whispering "swagmoney" and 'biting' people. this is going to be exciting!!

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

@_AlexHirsch HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN BIGGEST CABOOSE IN THE WORLD

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

that's ok I'll just like my own posts about science

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

fun science fact!!: anime is for dweebs

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

the upcoming ghostbusters movie is my scientific aesthetic

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

someone just ordered french fries. what kind of pretentious asshole orders fries in a mexican resturant im

[carlos the scientist @deerbooty]

i have recently started working in a resturant to earn extra money for my stay in Night Vale!! it's called /// ///// //

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

You wake and the world is the same except the punchline to every joke is now "THE LURCHING THING" and everyone avoids knock knock jokes.