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Ford Trucks n John Deere man!

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Gatorade zero should be a hate crime

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This bar serves the 24oz cans of PBR and Tecate. Maybe the world beyond Texas is somewhat redeemable

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I’m wearing a beanie in August. Maybe this weather tax makes sense

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Walk into a bar in Oakland and the bartender wearing a Sam’s Town Point shirt

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There’s a dude on the shitter in the dive bar bathroom sitting on porcelain that Christ wouldn’t lean on while carrying the cross listening to reels full volume just dropping bombs. America is healing

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Sportscenter starts replaying at 10 on the west coast. PST is cursed

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It’s is time. Texas boy STUNS extended Israeli family with middle school Hebrew

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Sitting at hotel bar. Israeli family behind me here to help take their cousin from Los Angeles to college is louder than all five TVs and the music. The father is explaining how there is kosher food everywhere. Buddy proceeds to order baby back ribs. God Bless America

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There are 5 tables of them now. The bartenders and servers have no idea what’s happening. Orders getting messed up and it’s getting louder

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ESPN 2 on at my temporary local San Diego bar. Switches to some old 30:30 or E60 about the DKR wishbone offense at midnight.
Me:

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Door guy making small talk with smoke break bar back “yeah man I love smoothies, love making smoothies or getting smoothies”

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Watching Top Gun at bar in San Diego. No notes

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Two things they don’t know about in San Diego: Spaghetts and Air Conditioning

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@bayraktar_1love Not shutting down the road is so metal

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Can’t wait for the Sam Houston season opener

[Matt Zenitz @mzenitz]

Texas Tech has been working on setting up a home-and-home series for 2027 and ‘28 against a premier non-conference opponent and has had communication with teams such as USC and Notre Dame, sources tell @CBSSports

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My dad gonna love how I found my future wife

[maha @mahaaaay]

manu ginóbili would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

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Making an offer you know cannot occur is very on brand

[Big 12 Conference @Big12Conference]

Joey McGuire on Steve Sarkisian’s comments alluding to Texas Tech’s schedule.

Coach McGuire has talked to Texas State & Abilene Christian & would love to buy out those games to play Texas this season in Week 1. If not Lubbock, then @ATTStadium

“We would love to play Texas.”

( 🎙️ @ChrisVannini )

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Makes you think about “five beats a day for three summers”

[First Class 🏁 @1DJFirstClass]

Never Knew Heatmakerz Almost Threw “Dipset Anthem” Away

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Charles Barkley slamming his fists into the table

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

as a screenshot sicko, last night was crazy so here’s a thread (broken up and not in order)

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I think the term rage bait is terrible but if you need a definition this is it

[G-MA & G-PA @GmaIndiana]

My sister down in Texas sent me a video from her favorite BBQ restaurant. She's in there acting like Texas invented ribs, and I'm just over here smiling, because she can laugh all she wants-but Indiana beef ribs are no joke.
We've had this debate forever: Texas barbecue, Indiana barbecue, best barbecue, worst barbecue, and somehow she still thinks she's winning. 🍖😂

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Dirk is the least German guy from Germany ever