Deer Park Fire Dept.

Proudly serving the Village of Deer Park, Texas! We’re here, for your safety. For any emergencies. Dial 911. (Parody)

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Welcome to The Village of Deer Park FD! We are proud to protect, and serve those living within the area of @deerparktx

In case of an emergency. Dial 911.

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@moonphazed_ Mhm!

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What up

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@Parody_Twt @SpeediestBlur

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My name is the fucking mimic

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Theres a subway that’s on fire

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There’s a fire happening in the water park

Someone send help

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Anyone tryna hop on roblox with me

DPFD tryna play twisted :)

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WHEN DRIVING!

Be careful of pot holes, or damages in the road. If you see any issues on the road, make sure to report it. Keep yourself, and others around you safe by being a Good Samaritan!

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@IDKStats_YT @deerparkpd @DeerParkDHS @DeerParkVillNew Wait what the fuck

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@deerparkpd Bro shoulda stayed home

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This is a tape containing a personal log from our newly hired watchman, William! This log has been made public to spread awareness about our forests.

https://t.co/IYPPo0AqBv

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It is important to understand that fires can happen at anytime!

Electrical fires can be extremely dangerous! Know the signs of an electrical fire!

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@2againsttyranny Maximum length is 20 feet

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@greg16676935420 Greg they locked us out

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NEVER BACK DOWN!

WE HAD IT KNOWN THE ACCOUNT WAS PARODY AND THEY STILL LOCKED US! THEY GAVE US THE GRAY CHECKMARK KNOWING WE WERE PARODY!

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@ArgyllSeaGlass @deerparkpd It’s coming soon oomfie

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Someone broke the fire hydrant out front of our station

Who did it.

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A REMINDER!

When camping, or even hiking up the mountains in that matter. Always make sure to bring bear spray!

Whilst the bears usually aren’t approaching to humans, they can be extremely hostile.

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@deerparkpd Fuck you

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We’re so back guys!