Bill “The Hammer” Powers

Muck advocate | Bag geek | Shagger | beer slammer | beast | Rehab survivor | Class of 97’

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

@whitelover68 Nerd

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

#invest

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My aunts cat is a fucking asshole. Like stop acting all fucking tuff and shit when I can literally punt you further Messi can score a goal 😂😂😂

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

#squirt out of my ass

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Girl keeps on snapping me in her underwear and I’m trying to see sum. How do we go about this play?

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Burger music #burger

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Documented 15 Coors lights, 3 IPAs, 2 vodka Red Bulls, and 3 Mai tais last night

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

Pour one out for all the boys who have work tmr morning. #rip

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FUCK @FreddieFreeman5

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Boys this one of the last beers I shall enjoy here 😖

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Update: made it to 9:30 for a shag and some bag

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#NotMakingItTo8

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

Top ten beer quotes to some bagger in Australia or wtv #dirtylittlebagger

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

IPAs make me wanna shit myself but god damn do they get me to my buzz fast

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

#peak

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I dread the day I have to delete my burners for a real j*b

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Can’t wait to leave this vacation to got back to j*b. Fuck my manager #fuckmyjob

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

Got drunk and started texting this girl. Officially have a new girl in the shag roster. Also almost shagged with a 24 year old #lfg

[Bill “The Hammer” Powers @deerslayer1892]

People say declawing cats is bad. Maybe if they were suck fucking assholes they wouldn’t lose their fucking claw privileges #fuckcats #pussy