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[kp @YaHateTwoSeeIt]

Niggas gonna be watching Doomsday and Dune 3 back to back in theaters. And get to go home and play some GTA6. Life will be good.

[Mapholoba @LuthandoFuze]

You think you’re talking to a decent person then they take out a Vape.

[Just a chill guy @keyworldwiide]

Now this is the one right here

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

Only Black people call and ask “Did it rain by yall” 😂😂😂

[pay @wheniminurarms]

was looking for health insurance and these niggas fucking sold my number 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ray ᥫ᭡ @papito_ray]

You actually cannot allow a hangover to win. Get up immediately, brush your teeth, have breakfast & fight😭😭😭😭

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

Unpopular opinion. Blood type test should be done at birth and placed on the birth certificate.

[Akira @Akir_a997]

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning"
Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

[moonglade @gxre_lxve]

i just blew you 10,000 kisses i hope they reach you soon

[Maryam @hell_line0]

How come y’all be too Christian for abortions, but not too Christian to have premarital sex & premarital babies?

[XY📿* @Amakundi001]

McDonald's whole crew smoke weed but can't roll a fucking snack wrap oh stupid bitch

[Covie @covie_93]

They got rid of DEI to hire people based on merit then turn around and hired lindsey graham's sister for senator simply because she's lindsey graham's sister.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Professor X: “IVE SEEN YOUR FUTURE IVE SEEN WHAT YOU BECOME YOU WILL NEVER BE A GOD. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A MONSTER!”

Apocalypse: “ But i will ALWAYS be..”

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[• @arliyyo]

hot take: disney villans are no longer villans, we are misleading children into thinking everyone is "misunderstood"

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When I can't choose between two options, so I ask someone to choose for me and they pick the one I didn't want