DMP

this is the good stuff

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[Chelsea @sea_chel]

I will be retweeting this every time I think about it.

[Maddyjay @maddygiglio]

I’m extremely upset, I would die for Dutchy

[DMP @deesopurdy]

I can't

[Ventura County Star @vcstar]

Three people have died in recent falls at the Grand Canyon, and one expert says no amount of signage, railings or even verbal warnings will end the falls. https://t.co/JyiTvnzx4r

[Preee @Bulelwa90]

Please help find Amahle... she's 8 years old... the man suspected of her disappearance is the most wanted criminal... should anyone see him dont engage rather call the police...

[DMP @deesopurdy]

I wanted to go to our local HS musical but it was $25... #helpmeImpoor

[m @msnetik]

It is springtime which means local high school theatre kids are finally putting on their spring musicals and it is easy for you to go support them as tickets are only $5 or $7 at the door!!!

[DMP @deesopurdy]

*@slater_asinAC watching @Cubs tonight
*@braves score a run
*tiny human starts clapping and cheering bc all the people on the picture box are also clapping
SL: take her to the bath RIGHT NOW I'm not even kidding

[Bretman Rock Pascual @bretmanrock]

yaaaass

[DMP @deesopurdy]

A who with a what

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Twitter Debates if A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie Was Right in Breaking Up With Girlfriend Because in His Mind She Showed Too Much Skin on The Gram (Pics-Vids-Tweets-IG) https://t.co/9IeG3Jm3fW via @YuriyATL404

[RawBeautyKristi @RawBeautyKristi]

Today made me realize I’m at a pretty healthy place with Instagram.. I didn’t even know it was down because I never go on the damn thing lol. Thanks shitty algorithm 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[av @itsmealexandrav]

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PPL SLEEP ON THIS. This is part of our era. Our generarion. We won’t live to grow old if we don’t stop acting like this shit isn’t real. Stop littering, overusing air conditioning, roll your windows down.Walk.Water waste.Meat.Idk just stop I’m scared.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Hey @nbc...I hear you like comedies with built-in fan bases that do even better on YOUR network than at their previous homes...#saveODAAT

[DMP @deesopurdy]

The cool part about not being able to say no is the always saying yes thing so if everyone could pray for me while I attempt to watch two wildly active toddlers who were born two days apart

[Brita USA @BritaUSA]

Anyone else want to live in a world that's *not* overrun with single-use bottles? 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️🙋🏿‍♀️

[DMP @deesopurdy]

@finnjamin42 📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📈📉📉📉📉📉📈📉📈📉📉📉📉📉📉📉

This is roughly an accurate depiction of the first 31 days

[DMP @deesopurdy]

Honestly, I can't believe my work has only been open for a month, you wouldn't believe the amount of things that we have gone through in 31 days.

[DMP @deesopurdy]

@DaniKT10 Not sure, my brain function is low because of the cold

[DMP @deesopurdy]

To get out of the cold and have heat glow
And get to wear flip flops on feet, go
To sunny C-A
Be outside, the whole day!
And eat a whole Calidornia burrito

[waitwait @waitwait]

This week, we bring the show to beautiful San Diego. What should we eat while we're there?