Deanna

Always 10 steps ahead.

[Deanna @Deesorge]

Tell me how studying classical music in college messed you without telling me studying classical music in college messed you up, I’ll go first...

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

they should invent a healing that is linear

[maha @mahaaaay]

“he is risen! glory be to god” being posted to their instagram stories by the meanest girls you’ve ever met

[Deanna @Deesorge]

Just want to thank my Lyft driver for letting me use his rearview mirror to put lipgloss on while he was driving in the rain on the FDR.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

[Tina Sieben @wnbawife]

Why does a can of biscuits open like that. Is life not scary enough

[Deanna @Deesorge]

Me: Wow I am so excited for a nice smooth commute. It should be quiet and the trains should be empty.

*gets on train, and sees a huge tourist family…*

Me: Please let me ride to work in SILENCE AND IN PEACE.

Tourists: Start talking OD loud about the Ads on the Subway.

Me:

[ㅤjeannette @jevnnette]

12/12 periods. another successful year ✨

[bonky @shesbonky]

Me, on a ladder, hanging holiday lights on our house today.

OLD NEIGHBOR MAN: Shouldn't you wait for your husband to do that?

ME: My husband is afraid of heights and I'm not. Also, I wasn't aware testicles were needed in order to climb a ladder.

HIM: Well, you should probab—

[Deanna @Deesorge]

This week tested me in every way possible. From days with 4 events in one day, delivering thousands of gifts, to dodging getting sick 2 times. I ended this week by performing in a professional setting since 2018. I KILLED IT and I am so proud of me. I really did that!!

[sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy]

You worked 40 hours this week, so please enjoy the next 48 hours of chores and errands.

[Deanna @Deesorge]

I know I am getting old af when the teens I was chaperoning at the Macy’s Day parade didn’t know who Cher was or Al Roker 😂😂

[Deanna @Deesorge]

@kingcademia Omg I love this!! He was amazing!! I love when swings get the opportunity to perform. They work so hard (if not 10x harder) and it makes me happy when they get their time to shine! I was blown away by his performance!

[jonah @JonahGraber]

i heard they call it midtown bc your boyfriend works there…

[Panini_Web3 @paninibaby]

For non-cooking partners, This is your reminder to please stay in the kitchen even when they are the one doing all the cooking.

Even if they say “I’m good, thank you” Go and find drum and beat. Stay for comic relief and save your relationship. 🫵🏾

[Deanna @Deesorge]

Everyone involved in this show deserves every award possible. That is all.

[𝐠𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐚 @igabitha]

acknowledging that you are a sensitive person is the first step. then realizing that you tend to react to things in a purely emotional state is the second. then reflecting on how your emotional reactivity makes you feel after it happens is the third.

[Deanna @Deesorge]

Also maturing is wanting to play Johanna as a kid/teen, but wanting to play Ms. Lovett as an adult 😭

[Deanna @Deesorge]

Todays mood is brought to you by me listening to the entire Sweeney Todd motion picture soundtrack on my commute.