Kelia

In Pursuit of Happyness

[Kelia @deessekelia]

Life’s been fair to me!

Choosing to say otherwise is choosing to ignore the many gifts of Happiness that I did not deserve.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

@ronkeaa 😂 what is this? It’s been about one year now and I still make my pasta from scratch. You are not praying hard enough.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

@Dozman_Richie Dozman!!! Congratulations!!! So happy and proud of you.

[Gold-Olufadi Shakirat @skinandall_]

What do you do when the one that saves lives needs saving? You reach out to the goodwill of others, and hope the help the healer needs is granted to him in his time of need.

May you receive help in your time of need as you contribute in whatever way you can. Thank you!

https://t.co/eRJFrkCFvZ

#saveidris #savealife

For those in Nigeria, the account number is 0042546426 Union Bank, Olajide Idris Olawumi.

[Ibironke @ronkeaa]

Been able to stroll to @deessekelia @wandeaj @My_Oyin and Funmi’s rooms was such a huge blessing I didn’t realize my life needed till I didn’t have access to it again

[Victor Boniface @boniface_jrn]

The blood of Jesus make I suppose use for the year
I don use am finish today

[Nick Vitanza @VitanzaNick]

I’ve never been under anesthesia and I’m still relatively new at running a lab, but I assume this message to my team is the standard approach?

[Kelia @deessekelia]

Still true. Even on days when it’s hard to believe it.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

Life’s been fair to me!

Choosing to say otherwise is choosing to ignore the many gifts of Happiness that I did not deserve.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

@ronkeaa @TheHabaneroChef Na you sabi! I will cook my jollof however it’s doing me. Today crayfish. Tomorrow no crayfish. Plenty days Crayfish.

After eating plenty of my jollof witj crayfish and clean plate you have turn against crayfish. Like I said, na you sabi.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

So, if you saw 2 pretty African ladies jumping in Giant about Okra, I was one of them! 😁

[Kelia @deessekelia]

I had the most wholesome interaction yesterday. It had to do with Okra.

See, I was determined to make tasty Okra. So I went to the one store next to me that I know would have Okra. Giant. It’s a 25 mins walk. Good walk if you are also trying to get your daily steps in.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

I leave to go get other things on my list. When I hear her shout, “Sister, there’s Okra here!”

When I look her way, she’s jumping and I don’t realize when I start to jump on the spot too. Okra!!!

Look it was a kinda pure joy I cannot describe.

[FADA🌑 @the3rdblvckfada]

I should’ve put this in context😂 I bought N1,500 Suya and spent N194,000 in the hospital treating food poisoning.

[Kelia @deessekelia]

@ronkeaa I don’t get why you choose blasphemy. Repent!!!

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

As a statistician, it is extremely frustrating to me to see an account called “World of Statistics” with over 1.5M followers spreading this pseudoscientific garbage.

Statistics requires us to think critically about our data. This is *not* statistics.

[Ibironke @ronkeaa]

Patient: ‘do you know who I am’, ‘I will record your voice’
Me: goes ahead to give her my full name and oracle number, then tells her to let me know when she’s ready to record so I can start again
Patient:*shocked and confused*

Lmaooo it’s me you want to bully at this level, ydc