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selu. ig- __deessss

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

me on somebody else birthday:

[Jono Barnes @JonoBarnes]

New Orleans right now reminds me of when you got guests coming over for a party so you clean the hell out your house and have it in pristine condition. Knowing you’ll dirty it up again when they leave 😂

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all be havin ㊙️🈲㊗️ on ya back whole time it say hibachi benihana teriyaki

[Camaad @camaadp]

Getting your car fixed at the dealership is like you buying a bottle at the club.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I’m training somebody at work and she done followed me to da break room. Baby wait a min, this where we separate 😭😭😭.

[dia @diajvns]

this new chapter is called: now that i know better, i must do better

[bella @earlygirl__]

call me old fashioned, but I hate when ppl monetize their hobbies before perfecting their craft. like babe that lumpy mug’s not even food safe. you shouldn’t be selling it for $60, you should be hunched over a lump of clay for 100 hrs trying to master the beauty of a single curve

[jm @JaliyaaM]

that peer pressure shit don’t work on me BITCH I SAID NO THE FUCK

[Miso J. Blige @Queen_Miso]

If you the type of bitch who goes out with the sole INTENT to have a free night? I’m not the friend for you. If a good situation fall in our lap cool, but I do not go outside looking for niggas to pour me up or have me in their section. That’s real wack bitch shit

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I can tell you right now the menu is jerk chicken, lamb chops, oxtail, Rasta pasta, salmon. Appetizers are wings, sliders, loaded fries, fried shrimp. There’s a live dj, hookah, and bottomless mimosa/rum punch

[¥ @laylanaiim]

JT rocking Uzi, Remy cheated, & Cardi B cheated. City girls UP!!!!

[imdatfeminist 🐆 @imdatfeminist]

do u really, truly, genuinely, deep in ur heart think that the same person who had u up crying at night, scrambling for an explanation as to how they could treat u so horribly and as if ur undeserving of BASIC human decency is like...ur destiny? that’s ur king? ur future? fuck no

[K’Hood @Rollitupk]

Bitch got a interview at cru

[A @freauxmama]

Men have a plethora of quality women to choose from .. us women do not

[¥ @laylanaiim]

It’s harder to gain weight than it is to lose. Idc what nobody say. Forcing yourself to eat is torture.

[dream🧚🏽 @therealdream_]

as a man this utterly disgusting. like omg wtf ew

[cj- @cjnieI]

@kaybetweeting @KlTOMl @thereaalisaiah Bangladesh probably

[gabby @_Gaabby__]

MY ARTICLE IS ON SHOUTOUT DFW!!!

Thank You God!!!!
IM SO BLESSED THIS IS ONE OF MANY ARTICLES THAT WILL BE PUBLISHED!!!

Black Girl Magic✨

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

I think people that half ass their jobs are actually the ones who got it right, cause once they know you’re great at it they just give you MORE to do. It’s a vicious reward.