dillon

oh hey there

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@lpfj222 i am NOT french, who the FUCK is "WE"

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@nellscape_ 170 is insane if we're talking usd bro

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@pemilo123 i took a while to learn, but once i did i was fine yknow not a pro or anything. most other learning milestones too, i didnt learn to ride a bike until abt a yr ago & i didnt learn to swim til i was 8 despite living in a beach state. is this also a sign or am i a secret 3rd thing

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@slashedhalo genuinely don't think so

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@semebf pick up the phrone bro it's time to man up and become a father

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@theappleoomf @luvzcherrycrush kris why're we eating cold burgers man you couldn't at least like nuke that shit?

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@akechoid

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@texmeplease well i wanted him locked up but i don't know about the death penalty

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@HTn8OQYH6U80717 @moonlightcinny @jenny2x4 love this tweet so much

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@holidaypunk1225 dude's new to this just trying shit out 😭 just pushing your mf buttons

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@mossycries @chexqwqq @holidaypunk1225 top ten reasons i need to get outside

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@cosmwStellation @gaysexMaestro this is actually the funniest thing you could have said bc you know what yes this is roblox

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@tinselgaiety i seriously wish all europeans would realize some of the states in our country are the same size as countries within their continent. like bro.....

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@miffys_corner old bts fanfic are all like this bro. embarrassing to mention but i remember crying over a fic about jungkook straight up getting like sexually abused when i was in literally fifth grade

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@misterkyros

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@gumijay also why the fuck did you scroll back to 1582 on your calendar app

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@gumijay the julian calendar was traded out for the gregorian calendar! had to make up for all the leap years we didn't know about, so uh....byebye the next 10 days!

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@Tenrec_Phobic oh yeah they disposed of him for sure

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@lovelyvapee now why would you get on the internet telling everyone you're funky

[dillon @deeteejaybird]

@iwcicles damn you're fast as hell