Deewai

Software Engineer #MUFC 🎧EDM

[85 🇵🇹 @MilleyTheHybrid]

"you can't out-retard a Nigerian barca fan"

GOAT tweet

[Pamela🇵🇹 @PamelaNjoku2]

Who parked that keke napep close to my lambo??

[Liban @LibanLDN]

Amazon know 21’s loading and sent the cameras immediately.

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Zoba @Czooba]

We are not doing Arteta Vs Evra.

We are doing Arsenal football club Vs Patrice Evra and he has won more trophies than Arsenal in the 21st century.

In fact no Arsenal player in your entire existence won more trophies at your club than Patrice Evra won with Man United

Evra is Arsenal’s father and still the chairman of the council of men at your club.

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

Whoever thought we were bidding 150m for JEREMY DOKU needs their journalist license revoked

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Maguire making Cherki cry will always be one of my favourite moments 😂

[Mr. Star Spangled MAGA @4thOfJuly365]

I've been on social media for over 15 years and I've never seen a video with a happy ending quite like this one.

Enjoy.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Darren @MUFCDarren_]

One of my best day as Manchester United fan in recent years 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Happy 5 day anniversary to all those celebrating ❤️

[Big Sheddy 🦅 @coder_blvck]

they’ve been crying for how long now? 😂

we go trolled for finishing 15th, for losing the Europa league final twice, you don’t see us coming here to act like victims. It’s football banter, grow up and stop acting like children

[AARONATION 👽 @AARONATION_M]

Gabriel Magalhaes literally wanted a freekick against PSG just because his own keeper touched his back.

Pathetic diver

[Yomi Kazeem @TheYomiKazeem]

This stat is making the rounds but missing the obvious, key context:

Wenger was one man down and was forced to play like this.

Arteta CHOSE to play like this with his full team.

[Series ‘Baj @Engr_Series]

Na so.

[Ijoba Emir @DolapoToyyib]

Do you know that English teams have played 11 Champions League finals where they scored first, and they went on to win 9 of them? The only two times they lost were Arsenal in 2006 and 2026. 😂😭🏆❌

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Happy 2 day anniversary to all those celebrating

[• @cfcsimv2]

On my 200th rewatch of Gabriel’s penalty miss

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Do genuine football lovers watch Declan Rice and say “This guy is the best in the world”?

I feel anyone that does this just reflects self-deception.

Play corners, play set pieces from the centre my God, do long throws, then run up and down the pitch, is that how we choose best midfielders or players now?

He faces real ballers like those two tiny Joao Neves and Vitinha, and still cannot impose himself.

Chat to me, what makes Rice the best in anything?