lauren

I make a lot of bread

[pea @postingtime]

local woman prepares for tomorrow

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

yeah i’ve got march madness (i am reading Little Women)

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[trash jones @jzux]

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

[lauren @deewitzy]

Started wearing lipstick into the office and now everyone is calling me taylor swift. self confidence has never been higher

[lauren @deewitzy]

I just entered to win a copy of the new book The Ballot and the Bible by Kaitlyn Schiess from @ERBks! You can too: https://t.co/ierkmCwaX6

[phoebe daily @sourcebridgers]

stranger in the alps, phoebe bridgers (2017)

[trish @ultragloss]

i feel a chill in the air…a crunch in the leaves……

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ☁️ @xThisIsAndyG]

she’s kinda living the dream like that’s a real mastermind

[Trey Ferguson @PastorTrey05]

From a pragmatic standpoint, I gotta hand it to em:

Conservative strategists played this PERFECTLY.

They correctly calculated that it didn’t matter how popular a policy or politician was.

If they played hardball and struck at the right moment?

They could run the country. 1/7

[lauren @deewitzy]

@SirYacht_ no handel’s??

[Donna Kelce @dkelce1]

#gamedayfit

[LEEZUS @AndrewLeezus]

Pain

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

it’s so crazy that athletes get traded just like that. what about their friends?

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

kevin durant kendall jenner

🤝

leaving ben simmons for devin booker

[Eddie A Johnson @Jumpshot8]

Thank you to the Twins as we affectionately called them! Mikal and Cam we are going to miss you. The business of basketball is a brutal part of this life, but @Suns fans will never forget the Joy and professionalism you two brought us! 🙏🏿 we will be watching!

[lauren @deewitzy]

husband actually did this at 4 am

[PHNX Sports @PHNX_Sports]

Babe wake up, Kevin Durant is a Phoenix Sun