deez

your favorite swamp witch

[deez @deeznx]

i’m tired of having interests and hobbies i just want to Sleep

[deez @deeznx]

My mom asked me what the occasion for this cake was and I told her “Sunday night”

[deez @deeznx]

but when I realized he had folded my laundry I started crying bc it was so sweet and he laughed at me. All good deeds cancelled 😤

[deez @deeznx]

I took over the kitchen yesterday to make an elaborate cake and made a whole mess — meanwhile my partner finishes/folds all my laundry (which I forgot about as soon as I started baking) works around my mess to make dinner, then rubs my feet when I finally sit down after 6 hours

[deez @deeznx]

@ryanhalvaks Happy bday dude!!!

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my partner officially finished moving in yesterday and we realized it was also the 2 year anniversary of closing on my house…. the universe is cute idk

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listening to Creed unironically, I’m in my white man era

[Fernando Alonso @alo_oficial]

@GeorgeRussell63 @MercedesAMGF1 Hola😇 🏆🔙😇

[deez @deeznx]

holding up a grey paint swatch like “wouldn’t this be a great shade of green for our accent wall?”

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gaslighting my colorblind boyfriend while looking at paint swatches in Home Depot

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Can’t wait to do this again to the exact same outcome in 6 months.

[deez @deeznx]

Just finished my semiannual scroll through Facebook marketplace to pick out a new living room chair. Once again looked at too many options and gave myself decision paralysis.

[sky @skymutsuko]

if you were introduced to these albums when you were young enough for them to cause irreparable damage you may be entitled to financial compensation

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i’m not really an astrology girly, but I do know that when I tell someone I’m a gemini and they respond with “that makes sense“ it means they don’t really like me very much

[deez @deeznx]

Better for accessibility and better when my quads are ouchie, no downsides

[deez @deeznx]

The bathroom in my house is equipped with bathroom safety bars/rails and I’ve concluded that they need to be the standard in all houses. Consider: getting up from the toilet the day after leg day.