Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂

ディーザスナッツ🥜 || 🥖/🧚‍♀️🍂/ 👻✨|| most things I say are bits || maybe NSFW RT’s below you have been warned || if I blocked you prolly said some really stupid shit

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

running out of space on my phone oh no my pocket has too many 1’s and not enough 0’s sayings of the utterly deranged

[yen ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @yenpyon]

thinking about being on the bus in kyoto and this white guy goes "um sumimasen spider desu", points to a huge spider next to the driver, and the old man driver just laughs and grabs it with his hand and tosses it out the window

[PachiFist || DoomFist Ba, Msc, Phd, Smd @OgundimuFist]

What if the urn was some sort of vehicle you transport across the map, now stay with me here

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

@Akupurasu my kid will be doctor or engineer or HOMELESS 💢💢💢

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

I hope my kind core lives forever

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

@Akupurasu to be clear all I meant in the original post is I stay kind my whole life and I teach my kids (if I have them) to also be kind and pass that on and in a way I live forever in that sense

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

@Akupurasu I agree not to treat it so bluntly as an objective but you pass your teachings and memes down to your kids no matter what and spiritually they will carry that on

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

@Weebfu @Akupurasu aku doesn’t need to clone me for that !!!

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Zohran Mamdani declares a New York City Purge if the Knicks win the NBA Finals.

“No rules, anything is legal until sunrise.”

[綺々羅々ヴィヴィ💅✨FLOW GLOW @kikiraravivi]

ダンスレッスンいってくるううう❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

I did not know fujii kaze started off by making youtube piano covers 16 years ago man

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

if I won the lottery i'd spend a year learning how to draw and make vocaloid music I think

[Deezus ディーザス 🧚🍂 @deezuus]

@linearlinera

[Shep @SHEPLION]

I hope no one did this yet

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

Kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended. Ohhh I'm pregnant with your game. I'm playing and it's yours