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[D @deezwhiz]

@ATLHawks huge fantasy implications on the line, is the MVP the sapper in the line up tonight ??

[Bob Cole @BobColeBaby]

When they made Women's Day. They said. What day. Should we make it. And they said March 8th. It's got a nice ring to it. March 8th for sure.

[Aaron Ward @NHL_AaronWard]

Last time I saw P. Maurice that mad, Nic Wallin, @odognine2 and I skated for 1.5 hours straight at Kings practice facility. #GoodLuckJets

[D @deezwhiz]

@garylawless hey fatneck what's the update on laine ?

[Kat Marsch @_thekatspajamas]

@deezwhiz deez nuts 🐿

[Bob Cole @BobColeBaby]

And now. The fans are getting involved. They're throwing their unwanted Bud Lights on the field. Demanding Molson. It's crazy in here.

[NFL Retweet @NFLRT]

Los Angeles is so excited about the Rams being back that they're letting this 12 year old crush a beer on TV 😂 https://t.co/e1FMJ5Q2zK

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

"The guy can throw a football over them Rocky Mountains." - John Elway
https://t.co/7CPECapVQs

[D @deezwhiz]

@JayPee204 https://t.co/fQUsJu0lR5

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, "Eric there's new versions of that helmet you're wearing..You don't have to wear that one anymore"

Eric:

[Shane Hnidy @ShaneHnidy]

The boys congratulate Byfuglien...

[D @deezwhiz]

@Corydon_G #value

[Strombone @strombone1]

#BellLetsTalk

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Raps fans, let's pump up the votes for Kyle Lowry. #NBAVote

1 RT = 1 Vote https://t.co/QRnRWZhz50

[Jaromir Jagr @68Jagr]

Dear Santa, can I get a new teeth for Christmas :) it's going to be tough to eat-good -at least I don't get fat :)))

[D @deezwhiz]

@wpgpuckstar @JayPee204 yes sir, black under armour.. Apparently the hot garbage monster got a hold of it.

[DARNELL DOCKETT @ddockett]

Mannn I just saw the biggest rat on the east coast!!! He had to 15lbs unreal. Had to be on creatine and protein.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

Something finally caught Usain Bolt #RunawayAsianOnASegway https://t.co/DZ5TdUFU2D

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, wow.. the uncensored version of Patrick Sharp's farewell letter to Chicago just got leaked..

[Fictional Facts @FictionaIFacts]

As he withdrew his purple-headed yogurt flinger from my Bear Grylls, it made a squelching sound like a stuck boot being pulled from the mud

[D @deezwhiz]

#schmutzer @CaleMcBride_