Diana Montes

#TweetThatTwitterThang She/Her

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Strike me down

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

My hot take on theme park bathrooms: if you’re going to go into the women’s bathroom with your young boy, make sure he understands how to use his hose and if not teach him AND IF NOT don’t leave it all on the toilet seat when he misses 🥲

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Getting to WeHo when the bathrooms are still dry and smell like fresh Fabuloso is blasphemy

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

The hotdog ladies about to make bank in LA tonight

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I only tweet when I am absolutely exhausted with talking in real life 🤡

[RΞZZ @OfficialRezz]

Lady Gaga releasing a mid tempo smash is not what I expected and that’s SO COOL!!!! !!!

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

and i will probably do it again ❤️

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

@BeatboxBevs @chanchomontes16 bffr this is so cool

[reen @taysabode]

“whos afraid of well you should be
little old me?”

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

EDC excitement is slowly settling in 🤗

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My new conclusion: girls who like and buy all the Lotso merch ARE the villains but don’t think they are 😂

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Your lack of commitment to anything but also weird selective attachment to toxic things should be studied

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Watching OITNB and realizing how sad this all is 🥲

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

@FatKidDeals It’s not letting me use that code for purchasing this :( says not applicable

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

@minecraftbitty I’m here awaiting your note because they did that shoutout and I’m not fast enough 😂

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Pisces season rolling in screaming kicking and crying, but mostly crying

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

When your work self and function self are two completely different personalities

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Your commitment to not working and searching for pitty is unmatched 🫶🏽

[Diana Montes @deezydawg5]

Curing my depression one show at a time 🤪