𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓🍁

Rastyle 🇯🇲man united fan @ManUtd 💯 follow for follow 🙈🙈Meru University ✨✨ 𝑲𝒊𝒌𝒖𝒚𝒖𝒔 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆 rhumba

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓🍁 @default_must]

Ukijua uko na mechi make sure umetoa viti ndio dem akalie bed akikuja, sitakua nawafunza kila kitu🤌

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Nakumbuka mara yangu ya kwanza kuenda hospitali niliambiwa nilete stool 😂then Mimi na ujinga yangu nikaenda kwa consultation room nikawaletea ile stool ya kukalia😂💔

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

Drop those favorite wakadinali lines..

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Kwa hivyo?

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓🍁 @default_must]

Iko ivo tu

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Morio anasema anakua easily offended by madem,
Hahaa you are gay 🚮😂😂😂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓🍁 @default_must]

@denoh_022 Manze zakayo achunguzwe, haezi kosa photocopy 😂😂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Uku ocha wamama wameskia stori za wifi,kuna mwingine nimepata aking'ang'ana ati apige nayo simu ju ameskia ni free😂😂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓🍁 @default_must]

@foreman_mwitu Manze ungetype in caps sioni shiet wallai🥹

[MTU_WA_MJENGO🧑‍🎓👷 @foreman_mwitu]

Umesema ati Hero kama ni dem ni Shiro

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Kienyeji wangu alikua ananiambia nimnunulie zile vitu za waislamu zinakaa cockroach za kukula
Later i realised she was referring to "tende"😭😂😂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

My life so ho*ny am always fvcking it up

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Story za mapenzi nazo nikipewa lazima nicheke😂😂
Lakini pole😁

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Leo nimeweka nice and lovely kwa cabbage by mistake, sema greatness wueh, enyewe don't judge a book 🙂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Kitu sitawai kubali ni kukaliwa na dem, acha ikue toxic masculinity

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Kama unapiga hustle, usiache💯

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Damn makanga wako na roasts siet😂
Uyo dem ameambiwa ata kama matiti imelala asikubali pia akili ilale ivo💀😂😂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

I have come to think we should start a new year everytime we celebrate a birthday from there you be like "this is my year" sijui😂

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Abortion is a crime lakini wueh some people have normalised

[𝐊𝐈𝐉𝐀𝐍𝐀_𝐲𝐚_𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 @the_unfixe]

Utapata kuna mtu amefurahi ju ya arsenal na atalala njaa