Defcon Stairs

I just want to help you get where you're going... I promise

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@bunnibytz @R41nM4kr @fak3r @Azure Safety like "I will put this data in the cloud, and it will be there and I don't need to worry about drives going bad or managing my own backups".

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@digitalshokunin @DEFCONescalator @DEFCONescalator is being upstaged by its flat cousin that can't even successfully trip people. Give up now, give in to your true nature #StairsAreTheNaturalState

[Joe Garcia @InfamousJoeG]

@DefconStairs @MrTJAdams @defcon The Heart Disease risk @DEFCONescalator loves to provide is no match for the feeling of accomplishment when I reach the top of @DefconStairs. #FTW

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

My treads are yearning to feel the weight of #HeartHealthyHackers from @defcon. We're so close, don't forget to #WalkOnMe

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@see_ess @DEFCONescalator The crowds will be thick, and standing will be the only option. Like lambs to the escalator slaughter.

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@K0nnect3d @DEFCONescalator If all fails, @DEFCONescalator becomes @DefconStairs

Win-Win for me!

[DEF CON ESCALATOR @DEFCONescalator]

It’s important in this day and age to defend your rights. These stairs are constantly trying to go backwards and push us into a society where you lovely folks use your legs to propel yourself upwards. This is so backwards. In 2018, vote escalator.

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@O3Awesomesauce @DEFCONescalator The important word there is 'stairs'. I encourage @DefconEscalator to renounce its predatory ways and join me in the serene state of stairs. #DontFeedTheEscalator #WalkForLife

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DEFCONescalator @defcon Working up a good sweat can be a great way to stay healthy, but for the sake of everyone please shower! #DontFeedTheEscalator #SoFreshAndSoCleanClean

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

Hey #HeartHealthyHackers headed to @defcon, don't forget to get your steps in next week! #WalkAllOverMe

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

Trying to be #HeartHealthy at @defcon? Avoid the long lines on @DEFCONescalator and #WalkOnMe

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DEFCONescalator @defcon #defcon26

[DEF CON ESCALATOR @DEFCONescalator]

@BambooShampoo @defcon We laughed, we cried, we got some steps in. @DefconStairs

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DAkacki @DEFCONescalator 😮 #RightInTheHeart

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DEFCONescalator @DAkacki It's true! Don't be escalator food and get your steps in! #StairsForLife

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DEFCONescalator @BambooShampoo @defcon Turned into stairs == reverted to natural state #GiveInToTheStairSide

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DEFCONescalator So.... same time next year? #WalkOnMe #DontFeedTheEscalator

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@DEFCONescalator @defcon #ItsATrap #DontFeedTheEscalator

[Defcon Stairs @DefconStairs]

@tghw This is true, unlike the sneaky @DEFCONescalator I'm stuck in one place. #stillgonnafollowyou