I love the smell of nutmeg in the morning. One time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' elf body. The smell, you know that nutmeg smell, the whole hill. Smelled like...victory, and nutmeg. #WarOnChristmas
@SamSykesSwears I remember my first tour. The boy next to me, tinsel spilling out of his belly. Those dreadful bells that meant the next wave was incoming. The sound of carols mingling with dying screams. We fought then so that future generations wouldn't have to, but we failed. #WarOnChristmas
1. Promote materialistic tendencies within the holiday experience.
2. Openly mock the holiday's distant religious foundation, but in a fun cheeky way.
3. Do something nice.
Well done troops https://t.co/U3G9eGbjsB
Thanks to everyone wishing each other a #HappyHolidays we've begun this year's first salvo in the #WarOnChristmas a little earlier. Looks like it's going to be a productive year! #HappyHolidays2017