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Actions and plans to avoid day zero! Together we can avoid day zero. #DAfeetDayZero. PARODY ACCOUNT.

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If you ever needed an excuse to shun your neighbour - the Cape Town Water Usage Map: https://t.co/Cwv4zETApb
#DayZero #DefeatDayZero #ThinkWater

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To Tim Harris we can only say one thing: Damn Half Fool.
https://t.co/LW809rrWdS

#theewaterskloof50 #defeatdayzero #notafraidofthebigbaddrought

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Restrictions are lifted slightly! We can all resume urinating in clean potable water again! Well at least once per day. What are you doing with your 20 liters extra per day? #20litersoffreedom #defeatdayzero #bossmanistakingtheprovince

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All water flushing toilets in @CityofCT civic buildings will be replaced with new modern no-water hygiene systems. #DayZero #DefeatDayZero #YouWillAlsoGetABaggie

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Did you know that you can consume your way out of the water crisis? If you are still worried you haven't bought enough stuff! #ThinkWater #DayZero #Jojo

[Defeat Day Zero PARODY @defeatdayzero]

We will celebrate the defeat of day zero (#DefeatDayZero) with the "Think Water balloon" fight on the Sea Point Promenade this Saturday. You bring the balloons and we bring the fresh potable water. #DayZero #SaveWater #ThinkWater #ThinkWaterCT Suck on your own water Gauteng!

[Defeat Day Zero PARODY @defeatdayzero]

Sorry we are still unsure who is actually calling the shots in #CoCT. With no #Zuma or #DayZero everything else just seem like faint background noise. Even tannie @helenzille is unsuccessful trying to spice things up on tweeter. #DayDeLille #WaterTheZille #SaveOnYourWaterBill

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@CityofCT - do you have the provision #DayZero2019 festival dates yet?

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In a council meeting today it was unanimously agreed that the city can spare the water to ensure staff at @Enterprisefoods can start washing their hands again. #DayZero #DefeatDayZero

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Sorry for the misinformation - #DayZero was just an exercise to test our disaster preparedness and was never supposed to be a public exercise! Please open your taps and let the water flow! #DayZero #DefeatDayZero

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Sorry for the intermittent communication about Day Zero. We are still trying to figure out who is actually the boss now. #DayZero is only our problem if we are still employed at CoCT when the taps run dry. #DefeatDeLille #SaveDeLille #WaterDeLille #DefeatDayZero

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Remember to buy your bottled water before VAT increase! Or #dayzero whichever occurs first. Water is not an essential item so it is not VAT exempt. #15isFun #DefeatDayZero

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Please note that 50L/day per person applies regardless of the number of houses you have in Cape Town. @CyrilRamaphosa - we will add Tuynhuys and your Fresnaye meters together to calculate compliance! #DefeatDayZero #DayZero #OnlyJokingYouCanShowerForAsLongAsYouWant

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Just a clarification - the media's biased reporting left out part of our recent parliamentary motion: Our motion is to dissolve parliament *in non-potable recycled grey water*. We cannot afford to dissolve parliament in drinking water. #SaveWater #DefeatDayZero #DayZero

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Remember to listen to our glorious leader making up random dates during this week's #DayZero briefing. Officially you will know it is day zero when you open a taps a brown mud sludge spews out before an empty hollow sound of air. #DefeatDayZero #SaveWater

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For all those participating in the #DefeatDeLille #WaterDeLille campaign we thank you for your support and we would hopefully succeed next time. #DefeatDayZero #DayZeroDefeat

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For all those participating in the #SaveDeLille #WaterDeLille campaign we thank you for your support. #DefeatDayZero

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Repeated threats for people to save water have fallen on deaf ears. For everybody still wasting water - we are coming for you and your children. Dead people don't use water. #DefeatDayZero #DayZero #SaveWater

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@DWS_RSA Hi! While we appreciate the gesture, flying a bunch of people to hotels in Cape Town is probably not helping us right now. Just saying. Please send some money. #DayZero #DefeatDayZero #SaveWater #ThinkWater #WhatHashTagNow

[Defeat Day Zero PARODY @defeatdayzero]

Practically it means thirsty people stealing water can now be shot on sight by private security as well as seconded military personnel protecting Strategic National Water Points (Tuynhuys, Leeuwenhof and Patricia's upgraded residence). #DefeatDayZero #NationalDisaster #DayZero https://t.co/kqKWeBKlZF

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#DayZero pushed back to June, as drought declared a national disaster

https://t.co/Bv0C9lOlE2

[Defeat Day Zero PARODY @defeatdayzero]

The nastier the break-up the more tears the further we can push day zero! Just ask De Lille! #DayZero #SaveDeLille #DefeatDeLille #WaterDeLille #DefeatDayZero