Larry Fitzgerald

I just want to kill myself-Crypto Guru-Handicap Stall Inspector-WANGHAF- 1.4 gpa #SOUPMONDAY

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

Girls love this by the way

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

My life is in the hands

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

When you say jump, I don’t even ask how high cause I trust it

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

“We are going back to the first thanksgiving to take turkey off the menu”

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

WAGBTTFTTTTOTM

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@raydavisIIII Just keep worrying about how you gonna drink your bagged milk lil bro

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

Watching G-Force and shoving popcorn up my ass

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@mike__huncho This is just our destiny

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

You never want to hear someone tell the lady cutting your hair “you’ll never learn if you don’t try”

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

Not washing my wiener

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

Divorced dad fridge for Memorial Day

[gatz_1974 @1974Gatz]

Very different compared to my usual posts but give some of my intoxicated writing a read if you want

https://t.co/VwWTRyqodE

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@WillyCumbutt I’ve seen piles bigger in my middle school brothers room

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

No more phone SE. Larry has an 11 now suck my cock from the back

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@mike__huncho My city is not your costume

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

What finger gets the biggest boogers?

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@elliotmellinger @ferdafriday_ @raydavisIIII Thank you

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@PickensBurgh You a bitch bro

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

You just gotta float in the water until lightning strikes you in the head

[gatz_1974 @1974Gatz]

Me and @defecationarmy are solely making the NFL draft happen currently

[Larry Fitzgerald @defecationarmy]

@1974Gatz That’s my foot on the right. Nice foot