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your neighborhood defective Asian

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Moms birthday but its pouring, I sat in a puddle, and hit my head all before 9:30am🥴

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He asked me to be his valentine 🥰

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I invited my friend to my most favorite event of the year and they completely too it over🙃

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Stop I think my boss is about to make me download TikTok😭

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The crochet flower coasters I made for white elephants where a major success😁

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My job loves me☺️

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After a night of vodka redbulls why is my only caffeine option more red bull🤢

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Hitting on me while buying a crack pipe is insane work

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The series of events that led me to this job are insane to the point that idk if I’m even allowed to be happy but god do I love my job…

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No cause why do young people get so mad when they get id’d when they literally have their id’s on them

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Lost my purse at the club and when I got it back the only thing missing from it was my blunt :|

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Work slow chair uncomfy show unavailable computer broken no blunt type of day

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Loll cause why are my vegan bosses taking me to a steak house

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Shout out to the homies who watch my stories but don’t like the post😪

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Pop quiz during the work meeting.. good thing I know my weed😌

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Crazy how fast things change..

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They’re playing with my money.. both of them?!

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@addy_lanyard 🤭

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lol but seriously they’re getting free golf and a trophy but what do the 2 girls get😤

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The girls literally aren’t allowed to the company Thanksgiving golf game🤡