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Pretend I said something charming and witty but also heartwarming and relatable.

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@DeoetPatria2023 @JonSchweppe @LindseyGrahamSC Tell me you’re closeted without telling me you’re closeted. As an actual straight person, no amount of “indoctrination” is going to turn me “gay.” You would know that if you were, well, you know. That you’re so sure it’s otherwise speaks volumes.

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@JonSchweppe @LindseyGrahamSC Imagine if you put all that effort and energy into safe surrender, foster care, prenatal medical and other assistance for expecting mothers. Imagine all “babies” you would actually, “save” and the support you would get. But that doesn’t punish women for fucking, so…

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@clairewillett This film looks like it’s going to be smart, fun and subversive. People are silly.

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@RealCandaceO @yashar @emilyjanefox candace, “hitler wasn’t such a bad guy” owens. May you spend the rest of your days a pariah.

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@gyrofrydew @SamTrevor380 @thomas__barker You know, I get uncomfortable with a lot of it too, and if that’s all it was there’d be room for that discussion. But when you say it, it’s a lie. You and yours are willing to kill over it, and plenty of us know it, and are ready for when the pretending stops.

[Shubbabang | ONLY ON BLUSKY NOW | @Shubbabang]

i think about this a lot

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@KeneAkers I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone who wasn’t racist use the phrase, “pulling the race card.” Remember folks, racism isn’t -nearly- as bad as calling someone a racist. Won’t people think of the -real- victims?

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@Cher0kee_Jack @dog_rates The only thing worse than saying goodbye to your pets is not getting to have them in your life in the first place.

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A photographer took photos of dogs as puppies and then again as seniors. The results are as emotional as you would imagine. 13/10 for all

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@jblakeslee1 @waltermasterson @ThatLogicMax Conservative men see women’s bodies as their property. Married or otherwise, anyone they want. So they are terrified the next woman they cheat on their wife with or sexually assault will have or have had a penis and now they’re gay and all their friends will point and laugh.

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@pattonoswalt @roywoodjr They’ve a lot of great guest hosts but Roy is on another level.

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@ConflictOfValue @nycsouthpaw You will, of course, post links to reputable, peer reviewed studies that support this statement.

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@KeneAkers Hick, I think, is a more modern take on a lot of the same themes and also a -very- tough watch.

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This is Ramen. He visits the pond every day and tries to kiss a turtle. Hasn’t had any luck yet. 13/10 would console

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@KeneAkers Portnoy’s said -way- more racist stuff, but a get is a get.

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@JuddLegum Guys guys guys, listen. There’s a completely rational explanation for these supposed anti gop anti trump conspiracies that keep popping up… The majority of Americans don’t like either of them.

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@NomeDaBarbarian I’m just really, really glad they made a good dnd movie.

[Alex 🏳️‍⚧️ @SleepyOktobur]

I have reinstalled Twitter to respond to this story and make sure my voice is fully heard. I am Casey.

My real name is Alex but my mom decided it would be best to hide it for anonymity. But this is my story, not hers. This is not the free press’s story.

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@Justa_LakersFan @TizzyEnt Every accusation is a confession.