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@ImogeneTheVQ ~ dark sunglasses.
She intrigued him. The box she carried certainly peaked his curiosity as well. He watched her for a moment before grinning in her direction. It was far too sharp and far too forced to be as friendly as he had initially hoped for.
"Good afternoon," ~
Zytherafell
Age: unknown
"Perhaps my dear angel will come to realize they have always been . . . My one and only true saint"
//Nsfw only allowed with 18+ aged muses, this acc is a parody rp account and has no relations to any real life people//
@Mr_Zyther_Sir The final puzzle piece fell into place. He cocked his head, swallowing thickly. He didn't want to believe it, yet the evidence was standing right before him.
"Oh, no. You've fallen." He almost shuddered, blinking. "Do you not remember me? You knew my face. Was that all?"
"So how long are you going to avoid me, Constantine? I know you've seen that I'm in town. Perhaps we should talk about it."
A low chuckle tumbled from his lips, fangs on display. He shrugged a shoulder after some thought.
"Planning to exorcise me, are you?"
(@NoUseForDreams)
@NoUseForDreams And so began the long tale. In the safety of his shop, he told her /everything/, every bit of it, and spared no details. As he spoke, he poured them two glasses of wine.
After, knackered as could be, he handed her the wine and fell silent. He was shattered to the core. Surely, ~
~ That bit gave him pause. He wondered how it would have felt if Aziraphale had been the one to cast him out. Admittedly, he shuddered at the thought.
"Medieval Era was fun, wasn't it, eh? Delicious food, good wine, real kings and queens. I tried my hand at being a bard..."
Crowley's head tilted as he listened to her tale, his attention solely on her. An eyebrow rose and he sighed.
"Poisonous plants. Bloody awful reason to toss you out of Heaven if you ask me. Either way, you managed to get away from it all."
Her friend casting her out, though. ~