Hoy les traigo su 🧵 etimológico cagadito de la semana:
Del lugar en que el Finlandés le es más fiel al Proto-Indoeuropeo (PIE) que sus propias lenguas descendientes: el cielo.
Crecer es darse cuenta que la mejor parte de Romance Sonámbulo de García Lorca no es la que comienza “Verde que te quiero verde”, sino la que comienza “Compadre, quiero cambiar mi caballo por su casa”.
Absolutely despise airline pricing algorithms. It’s like “oh did you just search this flight? Surprise it’s 100 dollars more expensive now than when you googled it 5 minutes ago. Searched it again? It’s another 100 dollars more now 🤑”
“Conspiracy theories are fake because they’re just a cover-up” for even more delusional shit is such a wild take. Like wtf do you mean Agartha is fake because it’s trying to cover up an elite in underground facilities controlling the world by disseminating esoteric beliefs.
Hace dos semanas me lastimé el hombro sin razón aparente mientras me cambiaba de ropa. Hoy mi maestra de yoga me dijo que era por algo de chakra del corazón, que tenía que dejar de llevar un peso que no me correspondía.
Yo, en mi momento más místico.
ironically, this is the most common word order around the world, by a smidgen
SOV (Subject-Object-Verb, "The farmer the duck killed", e.g. Hindi, Japanese, Turkish) is slightly more common (41%) than SVO ("The farmer killed the duck", e.g. Mandarin, English, Vietnamese) (35%)
VSO (Classical Arabic, Tagalog, Welsh) is uncommon but not rare (7%)
VOS (Malagasy, most Mayan languages inc. Q’eqchi’, Classical, and Yucatec, Ojibwe) is quite rare but still reasonably-widely spread geographically (2%)
OSV & OVS are *exceedingly* rare, only generally found deep in the Amazon and a few one-off languages in random places around the world
(note: this is in reference to *default* word order. in many languages, especially highly inflected ones, word order can be free but there's still a fallback, unmarked order)
Flew Chicago-Denver round trip this weekend with Frontier, and both the outbound and return flights had a layover. Both connecting flights were delayed. 🫠