🕸Haley

i am a conduit for nonsense

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

updated pinned :) 🖤🕸💚

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

damn tough crowd

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

bilbo baggins more like dildo faggins am I right guys

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

bilbo baggins more like dildo faggins am I right guys

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

they call me the family heirloom the way I run through family trees

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

feeling kinda ugly today </3

[puppy ౨ৎ @hwospitaI]

fat butt and be emo

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Really digging the new Sanga-, Sangwa-, Sangoo-…

Eh fuck it, you know what band I’m talking about.

[Gene Meyer @GeneMeyerLOL]

Trying to get laid by having the correct death metal opinions on Twitter.

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

genuinely on the verge of suicide rn

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

i like my babies how i like my drinks, shaken not stirred

[puppy ౨ৎ @hwospitaI]

smoking a cigarette with a zyn in my mouth and then hitting my vape

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

sorry i cried in front of you while i was drunk, that wasn't very first born daughter man of the house of me

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

errm yeah.

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

babies with soft spots on their heads best not misbehave lest they end up on my pottery wheel

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

what's the point of having a job if you don't have male coworkers to be mean to

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love.

We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time.

Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee and Louis

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

im so anxious i feel like im going to throw up

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

i want what they had

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

I LOVR MY KITTTTYYYYYY

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

time to clock in for my shift at the dildo store

[🕸Haley @defiledcrypt]

why does having a crush on a guy feel so EMBARRASSING im going to rip my hair out!!! booooooo 🍊🍊🍊