Elmo

Makes software for people on the line, licks tasty windows, watches Twitch, dabbles in game development

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@ellaraine How are you this cute (and hot)? Swoon.

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@ellaraine The benefits of being a (padded) homebody 🤪

[JustJamie @OYourNameHereO]

When you think you’re the coolest guy in the parking lot and then this BASSET pulls in…😂😂😂

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@bblinguinii I follow other content creators who also use auto-post, and for them it doesn't bother me. Reason being they also put out other posts to connect and engage with their audiences. I don't personally mind auto-posts when there's balance with posting silly thoughts, questions, etc..

[Justin Lehmiller @JustinLehmiller]

Transparent Partners (38%) rely on honesty for managing intimacy, Strategic Soothers (48%) lie to maintain relationship harmony, and Antagonistic Strategists (14%) deceive partners for control and to seek attention. https://t.co/ABuV3CVLEK

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@ellaraine It certainly takes time and tremendous effort to build up yourself and those around you, especially without letting negativity conquer that effort. It's worth celebrating and says a lot about you when you can reflect and have the awareness of your journey's progress. Proud of you

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@misspandapants Your car looks so clean!

[QueenMother👸🏻 @QueenMother1976]

“I work the front desk at a small doctor’s office, and I wish people could see what happens on the other side of the phone.
Every day, older patients call us confused.

They are told to use the patient portal, upload documents, check lab results online, fill out forms before the visit, and confirm everything through a link.
Some of them do not know what a portal is.

Some do not have a smartphone.
Some have one, but they are afraid to click the wrong thing.
Last week, a man in his late 80s called about his test results.

He said, “Ma’am, I don’t mean to bother you, but the computer says I have a message and I don’t know how to open it.”
He sounded ashamed.
That broke my heart.

He should not have to feel ashamed for needing a human being.
Technology can be helpful. I understand that.

But when people who built this country are made to feel helpless because everything became a login and a password, we have gone too far.
Not everything needs to be an app.
Not every answer should be hidden behind a screen.

Sometimes people need a voice.
A patient person.
A real human who says, “Don’t worry, I can help you.”
Progress should not leave seniors behind.

Because one day, the world will move faster than us too.
And I hope someone is kind enough to slow down.

~Unknown

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Right on

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

It made my day 🫣

[Maryam @hell_line0]

putting a baby in a freezer would kill it,... butt freezing embryos keeps them alive. That's why an embryo isn't a baby. Hope that helps...

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@misspandapants I'm so very sorry for your loss... It's always hard losing family like that (pets are family). Sounds like it was at least a gentle passing, which I know doesn't make it suck any less. Biggest of hugs.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Surrender document being signed at Versailles

1919 2026

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@ellaraine Happy anniversary celebrating your escape from the uteran Bastille!

[Elmo @defilemeelmo]

@ellaraine They have to make up for their costs of replacing people with AI somehow 🙃 I stopped using it when they started implementing AI. Not necessarily because of the principle but also because I wasn't learning as much as I was before. The quality seemed to have dropped off.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[вlαnc @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch