barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫

31. he/him. purveyor of words. rowdy whiskey dad. dm and player on the @CompelledDual podcast. @Bodtany’s husband.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

LET’S GOOOOOO

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[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

My heart is so full. Everyone meet Miss Porcini, AKA Cheech, AKA Chichi, Cheechers, The Fungus Among Us, etc. She’s a stray who adopted us about a month ago, and today she got a clean bill of health from the vet and finally got to come to her forever home. 🥹

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Birth.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

“YOU IDIOT. WE COULD’VE BEEN /US./“ FILE UNDER LINES THAT WILL HAUNT ME UNTIL THE DAY I DIE. WHAT THE FUCK.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

LOL JUST FINISHED GOOD OMENS SEASON 2 AND MY HEART IS BROKEN FOREVER. BYE.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Okay but one of the fun parts about bartending at a tiny neighborhood spot is that I get to do little mixology experiments every month and people look forward to it :)

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

HE IS ALREADY HERE?!?! WHY IS IT HONKING?!?! MY LIFELONG CAULROPHOBIA CANNOT HANDLE THIS.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

RE: EXPERIENCING HOMESTUCK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2024 AT 30 YEARS OLD: JUST FINISHED [S] CASCADE. I’M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK. HELP?!?!

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

@himbodisease Thus far I would die for all of the Strilondes and Karkat Is Just Like Me For Real. I guess being a Cancer is just like that. I want to ask for validation but also I don’t know what is right. I’m spiraling. Help.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Over the past week or so I’ve been reading Homestuck for the first time in the year of our lord 2024 and when I tell y’all I’ve been having an extended existential crisis

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

So anyway I’m 30 years old experiencing “[S] MAKE HER PAY.” For the first time and I’m questioning everything about my existence. How y’all doin’.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Me: So I dodged a bullet, is what you’re telling me?

Roommate/best friend: Yes. No. It’s complicated.

Me: I’ve got nothing better to do. I’m going in.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Junkyard scene from The Brave Little Toaster is a close second.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Okay, but what scene in an animated movie was just pure, concentrated nightmare fuel for you as a child? For me it was the “Big And Loud” number from Cats Don’t Dance. Formative memory of that awful little girl making me shed actual tears of terror.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

I’m feeling so normal about the vampire twink tonight https://t.co/h14ZboCDgP

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

PARTY STUDIO PARTY STUDIO

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Finished my first playthrough of BG3. I feel numb. I Saved The Fucking World And All I Got Was This Stupid Tee Shirt.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

@bigbysrighthand YOU GET IT!!! I walk into a Sheetz after a closing shift in the restaurant industry. I order an appetizer sampler. The sampler consists of three orders of fried pork potstickers. I eat them in the parking lot. No one gives me a weird look about it. I am crazy but I am free.

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

It floors me that there’s even a debate about Wawa vs Sheetz. Maybe it’s just the Yinzer in me but Sheetz is fucking DOMINATING the whole PA gas station food game

[barry! (S1E8 BAYBEE)✨💫 @definedredeemed]

Wawa has better drinks but there is nothing that can compare to the feeling of being blacked out at 2AM stumbling into a Sheetz and ordering the most most monstrous custom sandwich/hotdog/quesadilla/whatever and having it given to you with absolutely no judgement