Kerri

Creator of unused hashtags and slightly obnoxious live tweeter. Proud heathen.

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

Birth control should come with a couple extra pills in case you drop it on the floor. Can't tell you how many times I could have used that.

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

This 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

@Xfinity sucks and why do I have to say no to the web link 3 time?!?! The virtual assistant can’t fix it when the issue is they never cancelled the account when they are supposed to

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

Happy #IndigenousPeoplesDay

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

@TherealCANDIACE really deserved to get her ass beat, little bitch instigator. #talkshitgethit #Potomac

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

Watching through the old seasons of #RealHousewivesofPotomac Candiace really did deserve to get her ass beat

[Chado @heychado]

Whispering ACAB as I fill in the little circle next to Kamala Harris

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

He’s such a stunt queen…he’s about to go on a “survivor” tour with his sympathy wig and tan

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Cyndi Lauper going to the US Senate to change a law that allowed homeless shelters to deny someone a bed based on their sexuality is the most rock star thing I've seen a rock star do.

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Singer Sheryl Crow calls out Drake for using A.I. voice of Tupac Shakur on his "Taylor Made Freestyle."

“You cannot bring people back from the dead and believe that they would stand for that...It's hateful. It is antithetical to the life force that exists in all of us.”

[Brandon 📸 @TheyAreBrandon]

No body can eat a whole family size bag of chips with grace and dignity like my wife can.

[JUVENILE @juviethegreat]

Y’all really been backing that azz up for a quarter century. I gotta hand it to the azzes. Y’all did yalls thang 😂😂

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

I might be hitting that “skip intro” button during my watch through

#neverontheoriginal

[jolt @meltborne]

THE #AvatarTheLastAirbender OPENING SEQUENCE

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

The show started with a boy in ice running away from duty, and end with a girl in ice kicking ass and taking names

[َ @koriiandr]

the baddest to ever hit the scene & they still mad to this day #AvatarTheLastAirbender https://t.co/ZUY0QM7vdL

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

This is giving anorexia

Look at how big her hands are because she literally has no fat in her arms

It’s just sad when you see someone who clearly doesn’t care about themselves

[Ambereen Dadabhoy 🪬 @DrDadabhoy]

White feminism showing its true colors while women and girls in Rafah are being slaughtered. #GirlBoss

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

@ali_sivi Sometimes the world isn’t ready for the hard truth

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

@DL2TV @Puff_Iya Right? Like is a little plunge or is it JLO’s green dress? I’m sorry but in most Western society being a bridesmaid mean wearing a dress the bride picks. Often a dress you will never wear again. If you want complete control of your outfit just say no to being a bridesmaid

[Khadija @khadljasays]

A thread.

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

@AzzMasterpiece Does your grandma have Beyoncé money for wigs?

[Kerri @definitelyKerri]

@radio1041 Amy is so intellectually bankrupt it’s sad and hurts to listen to