Adam Oteri

[Adam Oteri @DefinitelyAdamO]

Going dark on this account.

Follow me on bluesky if you want(adamohh), or don’t, I don’t care.

Be safe, be healthy, and be kind.

Adam

[Adam Oteri @DefinitelyAdamO]

@cerealouslynet Pebbles. I’m not tainting my taste memory of C T crunch with strawberry.

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@bungarsargon Well now I know @Newsweek has lost all credit. Good job, moron!

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

posting this for no particular reason today

[Adam Oteri @DefinitelyAdamO]

@notsofiacoppola @ChelseaFC Cinnamon bun is a Chelsea supporter??

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@DNAD23 Always was 🌎👨🏻‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀

[Adam Oteri @DefinitelyAdamO]

@spiderbaby27 The most wholesome weather alerts you could ever ask for.

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@mondayaddams_ Freddie 💙

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@madscientitz Immediately get it detailed. Or if you have a wet vac you could do it yourself.

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@tripleknows @larss0ny Hey, I think you might be gay.

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@savannahelisse Almost 37, and my wife was 32.

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@coIwiII Some of you are so dumb and do not understand much, if anything.

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@bimbologymajor I was a shift manager there a little over a decade ago. One of the easiest jobs I ever had.

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@xxCherryChokexx Damn that’s fucking awful, I’m sorry that happens to you.

[Adam Oteri @DefinitelyAdamO]

@_TyAnderson Ty, you gonna be at the 20 year wake the dead show?

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Me when I’m making a big pot of soup: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
Me when I have to clean the big pot I used to make the soup: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

[nephilim witch 🐍🔮 @thiccandmorts]

it’s officially 10k giveaway time 🙌 i am giving away a free custom 9 x 12 painting for a random someone who likes & rt this ✨ you’ll have until Friday 🥳

thank every one of you for being here, it truly means so so much to me 🥹💗

[Adam Oteri @DefinitelyAdamO]

@Ernman15 @savannahelisse I got my wife TWO! last week, and she didn’t even ask for them.

Fellas, it’s that easy.