stormwater beyoncé

a bitch with integrity

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

y’all mind if I wear pink?

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

@domio1425 that would be highly inappropriate

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

I’ve officially out-assed my favorite mini skirt

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

my friend brought me to a seafood boil 🥹 to be loved is to be known

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

me to my exes

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

My dentist keeps texting me🥲

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

@heyImTeej I’m sayin they both look incredible and I’m drooling so what were we even trying to do here 😭

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

both wtf are we talkin about

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

This or That

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

I love having new friends and casually dropping the most random insane lore every time we hang out

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

men actually love when beautiful women hit them with a car

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

(who’s hiring 🤩)

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

when I can comfortably afford my groceries and medications again it’s OVER for you hoes

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

no more nyx for me 💀

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

POV: you’re having an allergic reaction to your eyeliner

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

@fivebyoushi @versaceschanel hard agree she still is crushing it in so many ways

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

@versaceschanel I was low key a ballerina for 13 years this was not hateful

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

my boss is quite literally ruining my life what the fuck who’s hiring

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[stormwater beyoncé @madscientitz]

@AlphaVopper @faelaria this is actually incredible