Normal person

She/her 🇪🇺
#BlackLivesMatter

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[Nearhan 🇯🇲 @Nearhanuddin]

“I wish I was Wasian” ok wish granted you are now Polish-Bangladeshi

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

him: “send me a picture of you playing with your 🐱.”

me:

[trblrbl @troublerbl]

“who gave birth to me? whose fault is it that I'm like this? It was yours that I've been paying for it. People out there avoid me, they're scared of me, and they mock me but my mother is the one who truly hates me and looks down on me….I’ve never asked for this life” —Big World

[Sung Drip Woo @YaBoyRoshi]

IM CRYING! 😂😂

[Danny R @7raave]

@BOTTLEBLONDEZ @nazirshakir133 How the fuck is 26 pushing 30? I’m so fed up with you retards and the way you conceptualize things

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Bro understood the assignment🤣

[Normal person @definitelyanor1]

@FredHunt @hussedogru Well, until Trump came along Germany did pretty much everything the US asked of it - everything totally by its own volition, of course.. There are no good guys in politics.

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Guy Incognito @Snaelincognito]

JK Rowling naming a Greek Christian character

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Çin’de bir parka giden kadın, saçındakileri maymuna temizlettiği anları paylaştı

[omz. @heyomz]

@motsdemaelys Are you on the quest for new books or new gods?

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "I need a fat bitch". What could this mean?

[-Matt- @matt_brinstar]

@ohiojesustwink @DEADLINE I’ll always stand behind Alec Baldwin, because I sure as hell am not standing in front of him!

[Justin Skycak @justinskycak]

The cost of avoiding structure is that every day has to be renegotiated from scratch.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

This robot is coming for your job (being drunk in a public park at 2 in the afternoon)

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Internet Slop @GimmickSlop]

shoutout r/birdwatching