Rupert Murdoch

Beyond parody. Parody. Opinions my employees'.

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Timely reminder that I was doing post-truth in 1989
https://t.co/fKawtJZhgU
#PostTruth #bettison

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

No https://t.co/tttR4A4mbv

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Could Brexit ruling be a blessing in disguise for PM Theresa May? https://t.co/4uOCMItNp1

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

By paying off his debt to Jake 'The Shiv' McManus, he's buying another 3 months with his legs intact https://t.co/iWjKEghmQj

[Mirror Politics @MirrorPolitics]

Here's what George Osborne could buy with the £100,000 he got paid to give three speeches.

https://t.co/MlkDxQvcqF

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

There is no cow so sacred that I won't turn it into a cash one #wallstreetjournal
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[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

The real reason is that I can sell more news with 4 years of a Trump presidency #Trumpedo #Trump
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[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Perhaps the first literal example of someone having sense knocked into them https://t.co/cE8oZ1waaa #StevenWoolfe

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

I see a right-wing populist crotch grabber has been caught out #crotchgrabber

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

@JuliaHB1 @campbellclaret He once caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in a vain attempt to please me. Don't worry too much

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

.@DarthPutinKGB Nothing much changes. Trump now complaining everyone's analysing the shit he comes out with

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Terrible when people just make up any old rubbish and expect us to believe it https://t.co/hCW63zv8hq

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is not "freedom of the press" when newspapers and others are allowed to say and write whatever they want even if it is completely false!

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

This story is terrible. It's going to cost me a fortune
https://t.co/9q7gUcr3Zs #Ailes

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Yes you are. It's in the constitution. If you'd have read it, you'd know that https://t.co/tG31gRLjL6

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I was viciously attacked by Mr. Khan at the Democratic Convention. Am I not allowed to respond? Hillary voted for the Iraq war, not me!

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Always trust yourself, think for yourself, act for yourself, speak for yourself. Be yourself!

#plagiarism

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Seems Mail didn't like Vine's attempted manipulation any more than I did

#Treachery https://t.co/xMUPGzXWoZ

[Sky News @SkyNews]

DAILY MAIL FRONT PAGE: ‘March of the meritocrats’ #skypapers

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Based on what he's read.

Which is nothing https://t.co/5Ov11Ki4f6

[POLITICO @politico]

Trump says he thinks the accusations against Roger Ailes are "totally unfounded" https://t.co/5GkRwk867m | Getty

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Boris Johnson appointed foreign secretary after telling Theresa May he's very experienced in the field of foreign secretaries

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

And replaces them with the nanny they still fantasise about https://t.co/afb3RNFkDW

[Robert Peston @Peston]

May/Leadsom represents sweeping away of metrosexual, London, public-school, socially liberal, boy Tories who captured party 10 years ago

[James Cragg @JamesCragg1]

I'm sure Ken Clarke swears a lot more in private conversation than he does on that clip he definitely didn't know was being filmed

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Of course it is, it's the only reason we're not in jail @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/u442RQSsb6

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Crooked Hillary Clinton knew that her husband wanted to meet with the U.S.A.G. to work out a deal. The system is totally rigged & corrupt!

[Rupert Murdoch @definitelyrupe]

Hang on; gormless halfwit? Hmmm, I've a better idea...