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Bio: A lie you tell yourself before telling others about who you are.

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Inner beauty: when non-techie chooses Linux over Windows.

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I am clueless: Dignified way to say 'I am more stupid than you thought'.

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Dance: random uncontrolled movement you let yourself go while having fun.

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Headphones: Electronic device used to ignore annoying people on their face.

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Sex: Way to make reproduction 7 billion times more fun.

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Emotions: An inbuilt weakness found in animals, best used for the purpose of manipulation.