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All of my impressions on my tweets are from me rereading them and giggling

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@horny4hooters I’m doing the work #ecofascist

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@horny4hooters Do what it takes.

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@horny4hooters atp start cheating

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@horny4hooters Respond to my messages Fiona.

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@horny4hooters White people be like white people be like

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Went to the co-op and they only had womanchego

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Casting my tweets onto the tv and making my friends rate them out of ten

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@horny4hooters

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My conservative dad thought he was slick blocking pornhub but all it did was drive me into the lovingly woke arms of tumblr fujoshis

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Ordered an espresso martini at the Ohio hotel happy hour and the lady next to me treated me like Carolyn Bessette

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@horny4hooters Kardashian’s #1 Stan fr

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Can everyone get woker for my bday plz

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@horny4hooters Brought from home today

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@horny4hooters Who doesn’t love a pig in a blanket…

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I don’t understand AI because if I wanted something done half assedly with 100% confidence I’d just ask my boyfriend

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@horny4hooters I tweeted this because he saw a picture of my thumb and asked if it was a little hotdog

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My dad’s so committed to keeping men out of women’s sports that he skipped all my soccer games