Definitely Not A Jew

Crimes committed by those who are definitely not Jews

[Definitely Not A Jew @defnotajew]

Miami, FL - 78-Year-Old Miami Man Stabs Wife to Death for Not Making Him a Burger. #defnotajew http://t.co/FcXdDaouvM

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Grapevine, TX - Man Evades Police by Stabbing Officer With Eyeglasses in a Texas Walmart Parking Lot #defnotajew http://t.co/w8tJAegBji

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Detroit, MI - Man raps his response to judge during arraignment. #defnotajew http://t.co/Vl7THDLa

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Jackson, MS - Drunk man steals Miller Lite delivery truck, takes it on a joy ride. http://t.co/m6KWXE1M

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Jacksonville, FL - Man steals cookies, deodorant from dollar stores. http://t.co/a8nH4XVk

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Burlington, NC - Man Accused Of Stabbing Deaf Man After Confusing Sign Language With Gang Signs. http://t.co/4B32bOhG

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St. Louis, MS - Woman Gets 15 Years For Robbing White Castle With Water Gun. http://t.co/jy47ww1O

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Atlanta, GA - Man shoots three people in Waffle House altercation. http://t.co/GJe8nqMB

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New Orleans, LA - Intoxicated man serenades police while naked and masturbating in public. http://t.co/l9cKCv2I

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Newington, CT - Woman arrested for pulling a loaded gun during an argument at Chuck E. Cheese. http://t.co/Q4ceRa6K

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Tampa Bay, FL - Man gets caught downloading child porn, having sex with his girlfriends 3 legged dog. http://t.co/JtdG5UJj

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Atlanta, GA - Man steals Krispy Kreme delivery truck loaded with doughnuts. http://t.co/EkzCXOQ9

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Atlanta, GA - Men accused of stealing $65,000 in chicken wings. http://t.co/WPpOvexX

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Ft Meyers, FL - Man breaks into house, poops, & jacks off in a child’s bedroom, all while the homeowner shot at him. http://t.co/shkvhsyY

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Ocala, FL - Man Arrested While Sunbathing Naked And Holding Rubber Penis http://t.co/5LKYcGXv

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Palm Bay, FL - man accused of downloading over 3,500 images of child porn using neighbor’s wireless Internet network. http://t.co/RyH3hiPd

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Brevard County, FL - Man accused of operating a meth lab in a backyard shed with 9 month pregnant girlfriend. http://t.co/clKbg0Q9