Alex

yo ima head to the store, you need anything?

[A Jennie of Jennie and Jennie 🏳️‍⚧️💾🔞 @gncgalactus]

The act itself does not move me, but In a world of 8 billion finding the other person who is the same sort of insane to do with with you is terribly romantic

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

sometimes I feel guilty and then I’m like oh yeah, my birthday. Lmfao

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

They are hot af this rocks

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the couple who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

BREAKING: Two people climbed atop the Empire State Building’s 1,454-foot spire and unfurled a banner reading, “When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace.” Police are working to bring them down safely.

[T @tri_stian]

This shit always kills me😭😭

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

6 years without seeing your face once, heart in a meat grinder

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[emi @vxmpcore_]

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

NO LITERALLY

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

real af

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

sometimes you gotta blame yourself for shit you go through because you knew better

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

Seeing a childhood friend play for your favorite team is just mind blowingly awesome and never gets less cool. Let’s fucking go Brandon

[Maxey* @Philly_ASA]

I might now dislike AJ more than I ever did Wentz

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

Found my wife, we up

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

@markyeomie I thought of you in less than a microsecond when I read it

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

@markyeomie

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I didn't smoke before work today and they're asking me if I forgot to take my ADHD pills LMFAOOOOOO

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

Has panic attack in the little dealership lobby

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

P L E A S E

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Laurie deciding she doesn’t want to go to jail
#euphoria

[Eagles Fan Central @PhilaFanCentral]

Sirianni was right.

[The King of Burbank @kingofburbank2]

Me finding out from Twitter that Rue died

[Alex @defnotalexhere]

Idk how to explain this but I recently noticed dust particles. Like in every room I see them floating around and it’s bothering me