Ashleigh

my first girlfriend turned into the moon

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

I can’t wait to be an old bird lady living in my beach house and making ceramics in my free time til my island is inevitably swallowed by the sea and I experience a tragic but timely death

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

Can you imagine walking into a Walmart and demanding that they turn the ac down because you’re cold? So why do some people consider it a reasonable request to make in a restaurant?

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

@UGAAthletics do better. These employees are students WORKING to pay to go to the same school as your cherished athletes.

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

I never tweet, but posting because I’m PISSED. My sister caters for the UGA football team frequently and the orders cost over $3,000 every time. They have never tipped on these orders ONCE. Employees working these events serve the food and clean up afterwards

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

yep we're all cats here

[juni @wtfffjuni]

sorry i told u what was bothering me do u still think im hot

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to feel safer and camouflage. So some aquarists decided to 3d print tiny hats for them

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

if you see something* say something**

* cows
** ”cows”

[ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy]

he’s a 10 but can’t read my mind and do what I want without me asking

[mel @yourpalmel]

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

[Terri Irwin @TerriIrwin]

I married this incredible bloke 30 years ago today. What an adventure! Love and legacy live on.

[Chairman @Chris_Topper]

There's an unmatched level of peace you attain once you accept that everyone's insane

[microscopic images. @microscopicture]

most detailed image of a human cell to date

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

@abbs_181 Send one my way. I love Australians

[Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy]

I hate any movie where an animal is the bad guy. Jaws is a shark. He’s hungry, not "up to something"

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

@hayley_turner1 Thrift and refinish is the only way

[Ashleigh @defnotashleigh]

Someone should make an app that automatically selects all your photos with a chosen person in them and deletes them all without having to go through them yourself 💛