Carlotta

My therapist quit without notice, so here I am—again.

[Dave Williames @DavidWilliames]

I think I've pushed @figma's new Variables and Advanced prototyping to its limit...

I present a fully working version of Flappy Bird!! 🔥

Featuring:
- Scoring + highscores
- Pseudo-randomised pipe placement
- Physics based movement
- Uses 46 variables

#Config2023

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Is Pinocchio the sequel to Castaway?

[Joey 🙃 @mrhammn]

UI: anyway you want it
UX: that's the way you need it

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Do straight women find @Harry_Styles attractive?

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Ok but WHO pooped in the bed? #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

White Chocolate Macadamia Cookies by @PepperidgeFarm will be the reason I never have abs.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Paul Rudd is the sexiest Avenger. #daddy

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

The drum solo in Jack & Diane hits harder than the Phil Collins In The Air Tonight. There, I said it.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

I thought my mental health was on track but now I’m on hold music tiktok and I’m questioning everything.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Can @lawandordertv and @nbc please do a storyline about how Stabler felt about Olivia’s whole William Lewis situation? K thx.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Might get crazy and talk about Bruno 🤷🏻‍♀️… #WeDontTalkAboutBruno

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

How much does fake Blippi get paid to run around acting like OG blippi? #salarytransparency

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

The water inside @dasaniwater bottles has been replaced with toilet water recently and I wanna hear their dirty little mouths admit it! I don’t want to spend the rest of my life drinking @Aquafina

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

I came into 2022 thinking my top streamed song would be #AllTooWellTenMinuteVersion. Little did I know that @EncantoMovie was going to put out such a banger. #WeDontTalkAboutBruno

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Someone should tell Mr. Bingley that his beloved Jane might fake her death and frame him for murder, before it’s too late.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

How am I supposed to sit through zoom calls when I’m over here dancing and humming (maybe even singing) “We don’t talk about Bruno no no no” ?

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

It is 2022. Stop leaving me voicemails.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

There is no bigger fan of @AldiUSA Dill Pickle Popcorn than I.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

Juvenile really rhymed “yeah” with “yeah” about 100 times and got away with it.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

@einetogi I normally don’t, but the apple flavor is like a little pie.

[Carlotta @defnotcarlotta]

I’m 32 and still don’t eat the crust on my poptarts.