Cynthia

she/her/hers | cheer me on or mind ya business ✨

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

@ShangoriGannos This was not the most safe election “ever”.

Ballot boxes were destroyed. Bomb threats on voting locations were called. And thousands of mail in ballots were not distributed to residents in GA.

That is the opposite of safe. This is election tampering.

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

Today is dedicated to the content on my morning feed that made me giggle

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMFAOOO turns out he wasn’t lying

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

I like to call my bf who is 5’11’ a short king every now and then to keep him humble. 😌 it’s the little things ladies

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

I feel like lying at work, should not be considered a sin. like I should be allowed to lie at work. and Jesus be like “that’s OK bro I get it”

[J.T @J_T2002]

My Spotify wrapped telling me I have the most music in common with people from Provo Utah……….they gagged me.

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

I just learned I am the “I like her but I can only take her in small spurts friend” 😤 I’m sorry if my muffin energy is too much for you

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

Me in my paper towel robe waiting for my OB to come in the room

[Kheumani @Kheumani]

Calling somebody “girl” is definitely gender neutral.

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

And the boys can go home now because the girls are here to slay 💅🏽

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

Day before my period: 😭🦋💜🥺
Day 1 of my period: 🔪⚰️🤬👹🖕🏽

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

@mczinser All the good vibessss ✨you got this!!!

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

@mczinser UGH that first breath is EVERYTHING

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

@mczinser First time I went to the chiropractor I called the man a witch and asked him where his crystals were.

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

@_ScottsTots_ Idk bro but I think I got both 🤪

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

Guys asking for a friend, what’s the difference between smitten and crushing? 💞 thx

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

My coworkers are finding out I am funny so I haven’t had a lunch alone in two weeks. I’m running out of material guys and I like my alone time

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

@_ScottsTots_ Clearly!

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

One of my coworkers looked out the window and said “I think I see the rocket” girl the launch is in Texas….

[Cynthia @defnotcindy]

I’m bringing back “LOL” I don’t care if people hate it. I love it. It’s my identity. It’s a part of me. I am LOL.