Mom?

tell your god i say hi

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

not sure what the fuss is about not getting Dune 3 imax 70 tickets. You haven't foreseen the whole movie? You spiceless?

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

with woodcock mania sweeping the nation it feels like the right time to post this New Yorker reject that, in hindsight, was way too specific

[Aryas @Aryvyo]

this actually goes against the Chinese custom of 不要向一群军官和政客投掷烟雾弹, which is to not launch smoke grenades at a mound of officers and politicians

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

USA, YOU LISTEN TO ME! IF YOU’RE NEAR A CANADIAN STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF MAPLE SYRUP STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON! THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW!

[China Townsman @Boomer_Pride]

They expect none of us in the horse brother.

[vg @VitruviusGrind]

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[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

School was good? Hmm good. Well. Son, there's no easy way to say this. But Kirby just sucked up your mother and then Kirby himself transformed into a ghoulish facsimile of your mother

[Peter Schmidt-Nielsen @ptrschmdtnlsn]

Okay, I got too tempted. I spent 30 minutes and designed a deranged board that uses this part to produce 3.3V and 12V rails, with edge-plated prongs to be pushed directly into an outlet. I think there's a 10% chance JLCPCB sees this for what it is and refuses to make it.

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Sebulba is a fool. His hubris will be his downfall.

[walker @walkercapl]

“Can I bum an… IDEA?”
—The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

Fully grown man floating in a vat of Tylenol-infused amnion, experiencing four hundred thousand autisms per second, directing American transit policy like a Guild Navigator from Dune.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

$5.50. Paid with six 1 dollar bills. That’s 50 cents change for my math enthusiasts out there. Two quarters for my coin enthusiasts out there. Heart condition at 35 for my health enthusiasts out there

[WH @hastifliche]

me: Boys, you are fledged in full, and thus I emancipate you from my authority. What will you make of your lives?
my 2-year-old son Glanvill: I should like to pass my latter days at the iPad,
his twin Bracton: and it shall be my pleasure to eat some dirt from the geranium bed.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

A profoundly odd man, the last of dying breed of genuine wild cards

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog

[Americana Pipedream Apparel @amerpipedream]

Chinese talking about eating Japanese deer with fries and a milkshake. Total American cultural victory

[Michael Shindler @MichaelShindler]

Baptist: "Beer is the mind-killer. Beer is the little-death that brings total obliteration. . ."

Catholic: "I will face beer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path."

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Our firm owes 98% of our success to the towering gold monkey statue we keep in the parking garage