Jassmin

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

something about eating birria tacos and an elote at 10 am just feels right

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

someone tell my neighbors friend to shut the fuck up and stop screaming about immigrants at 1:30 in the morning

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

my sister turning her two week notice in on hello kitty stationary is a vibe

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

idk which neighbor is BLARING lorde but lemme come over

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

@BrandiDAddison would’ve voted infrequently but the poll is over 😅

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

they way thomas made me hold him on my back so he could change a lightbulb instead of just grabbing the stool…

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

no cause why is my 6 year old almost taller than me

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

i’m making hilly’s pumpkin caramel pie from @milkbarstore and this thing is a labor of LOVE

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

i would give my life for him

[Strawberry Wife🍓 @OKAYYYWOWWW]

I’m “lying” to my kid about Santa. Sorry. And the tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny and whoever else bc the real world sucks and kids deserve magic in their lives. I’m a big fat stinky liar!!!

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

@QueenHoolieta me using my cricut to disguise amelia’s turkey

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

never thought my parents would stoop so low as to kicking me off hulu but alas here we are

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

like why is your leg hiked up like that 🤨

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

nothing gives me the ick more than seeing a man sleep

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

😭😭😭 what’s wrong wit yall

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

amelia is in her SCAMMER era, she’s trying to charge $3 a chocolate…they’re $2….

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

@britbabycakes girl she’s 17😪

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

me watching my sister take her driving test through find my 👁️👄👁️

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

@welcumtochilis_ delete 👿

[Jassmin @defnotjassmin]

@ShineSpiked that happened to me when i carried my uncles ashes!