crystal randy

follow me for subpar wit and moderate typos

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@aktregs Ha! You wouldn’t know funny if it ran you over forward and back 50x

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

My grandma

[Marlee Silberman @tmz_mar]

#NewProfilePic

[𝙪𝙯 @only1uz]

a girl could see this in your wardrobe and have the guts to ask “can i have this please🥺”

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@AK_BMONEY ❤️

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

Who’s number should I buy for a twins jersey

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@KevelleQuinn Poitiers tang

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@KevelleQuinn Mars attacks

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@noitsroro @MissGinaDarling OILT.

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

Who wants to let me join their NHL bracket? Or any bracket for that matter. I’m a Bracketess

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@KevelleQuinn You sure you didn’t fall asleep watching bojack..

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@tmz_mar 😂😭

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@KevelleQuinn Stfu Kevelle 😂

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@cherdelaware

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

Nooo. He catches them in the air!!

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

Throwing tortellini at my dog late at night is my new hobby. Should I list it on bumble

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

Purse so big she got wifi in it

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@tmz_mar I’m a proud member of some petty groups on Facebook. I’ve entered the era

[roro raynes 🤍 @itsrororaynes]

the best part about growing up in alaska is having stories about how my childhood friend can’t have social media because her dad was on a militia hit list and then i can show people the militia leader and (jump scare in next tweet)

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@noitsroro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHA

[crystal randy @defnotmaddy_]

@noitsroro What’s that shirt link tho