Definitely Not Majima

The funniest man on
I am a Twitch affiliate, I make YouTube videos, and I spout garbage I think is funny on Twitter. Cheers.

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The CDC says fully vaccinated people can now play as Luigi

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They should invent a protein powder that can be mixed into liquids for easy consumption

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Save me Alex Yiik, you're my only hope

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Aw man I forgot that twitter is Just The Worst

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@_coleslaw_pt2 Gambling addiction at an accessible location! Most prosperous!

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My computer don't run too good

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My friends game vs mine in baldurs gate!

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Big fan of being followed by dozens of thinly veiled bot accounts each with a single nonsensical post

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They're literally me

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Going super saiyan exactly 3.74 seconds before failing the bench press and trapping myself under a homemade guillotine

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Goodnight Punpun is a really fun manga because it has some of the most detailed and beautifully composed panels I've seen in my life and every time they contain a silly little penguin guy the artist drew in three seconds

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@_efrainmiguel I think that makes you the danger

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We be gettin positively fergalicious

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@realMax0r Metal Gear Solid 2 Theme Song mayhaps?

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When we are angered we become angery. When we are scared we do not become scary. Much to think about

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The Poop Song sung entirely in the voice of Mike Ehrmantraut

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@shainehinnant NO WAY

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EPIC gigachad creatine monohydrate SIGMA MALE straight up OWNS the liberals GAMER STYLE NO CAP fr fr

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Lore accurate stormtroopers

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@PicturesFoIder A third slice of toast and then a fourth slice of toast

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Mfw it's May

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Devil May Cry 2 got me like "oh goody time to stand directly in front of the boss and spam one button for three minutes"