Manisha

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

my iPhone 6S after they announce the iPhone 15 tomorrow

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was 11 a school friend told me he kissed three girls from our class at the school disco, and that they were so turned on they "all went straight into the toilets to have a period". For years I was in awe at this seemingly incredible piece of womanising.

[Overtime @overtime]

Spotter just watching bro suffer 😭
(via kingbishop73/TT)

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

This is the single most pathetic moment of my entire life

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

I just remembered the time I went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket, which I said I would, at which point he pulled out a 2-for-1 voucher, so I paid for my ticket and he went in for free.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

The power of perspectives

[Chadwick @ohchadwick]

This is sending me 💀

[Mel Reneé @MelReneeStyles]

I wish I had a best friend who lived in my building like one of the sitcoms from the 90s.

[Manisha @defnotmanisha]

🤣🤣

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

LMAO in tears… wait until the end 🤣🤣

[Alvin 🔥 @musiime_vin]

When she is constantly killing plants.
🚩🚩🚩
Like how do you kill a cactus?????
Cacti survive in a freaking desert.

[Fairy 🧚🏼‍♀️🕯️🎀📚 @happyfatma3]

What a top tier babe🤩 goals fr

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

someone born in 1999 is 46 years old, let that sink in

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

You can come back from anything 💯