NOT A GHOST

A NORMAL LIVING GUY WHO LOVES BREATHING AND IS NOT A GHOST. LET'S BE FRIENDS.

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JUST A FUNNY MEME, NOTHING TO SEE HERE MORTALS

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Mortal joke.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Lemmy!

Lemmy who?!

LET ME IN LEEET MEEEEE IIIIIIIIINNNN

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Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

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I OPENED MY BEDROOM WINDOW TO A PALE MOANING FACE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WILL ASTONISH YOU

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Shoutout to my peeps who remember the Crimean War, it was dope amirite mortal pals? #BudLightBeer

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Mortal joke.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Lemmy!

Lemmy who?!

LET ME IN LEEET MEEEEE IIIIIIIIINNNN

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Uber but for Ouija Boards.

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I'd like to meet a conservative lady who lives near the graveyard and has lots of antique dolls. #helpmefindlove #letmeinyourhouse

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You talk to ONE kid from a darkened storm drain and people get ideas about you SMDH

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Hey girl, is that ectoplasm in your pocket or are you just happy to - hey whoa, stop screaming, christ!

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Cheer up your loved ones by chanting in backwards Aramaic - always works for me! #InternationalDayOfHappiness

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I hate Mondays!
Commuting! Working! Being bored! Flesh falling off your face in lumps!
Right guys?!

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COMMUTING IS HARD
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE TRAIN PASSES STRAIGHT THROUGH MY BODY
WHOA CHILL EVERYONE STOP SCREAMING

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@realDonaldTrump I wish media would focus on how many black insects you can exhale instead. Lots!

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PRESIDENT TRUMP COUGHED UP SO MANY BLACK WASPS BUT WILL DISHONEST MEDIA COVER IT? I THINK NOT MORTALS #MAGA

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LOOK CLOSELY: BRAVE NECROPRESIDENT IS OPENING A NICE STABLE PORTAL! GOOD WORK!

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JUST A FUNNY MEME, NOTHING TO SEE HERE MORTALS

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Oh boy the weekend!

That's when we mortals drink beer!

Not blood though right?

Never blood unfortunately.

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Hey mortal pals - who's heard the new Little Mix record?

Those young women certainly have flesh all over them

Let me in your house pls

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WLTM living female for graveyard walks, after dark house visits and some light crypt cleaning duties.