jummy biffett

wasting away again

[Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be an aloof wife, quietly steering a campaign from behind the scenes

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

when I tell my dad it’s extremely unlikely I can do something

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

my Face card was declined at the Valley Plaza H&M in Bakersfield, CA

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

ok .. guess i'll turn my life around.. got nothing else going on

[charlie @chunkbardey]

"the passwords you have entered do not match" girl give me a second. why don't u withhold ur judgment for just a moment and you might be surprised with what you get

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Deleting the dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way (selling life insurance to a femme fatale)

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

i like all matcha lattes even the ones that taste nothing like real matcha. just make it green i don't give a shit whats in there .

[walker @walkercapl]

Some good news out of the animal kingdom— Dolphins have decided to shape up and behave. “We’re done with all that,” a dolphin representative said

[Guggenheim New York @guggenheimbot]

Peasant Woman Seated in the Grass by Georges Seurat

[charlie @chunkbardey]

it’s horrible figuring out how to store cords. it’s like where do i put this end not to mention the other. not to mention the middle part

[walker @walkercapl]

Queer reimagining of Clifford. Green dog

[charlie @chunkbardey]

u don’t “own” a hat. ur a steward of it

[Guggenheim New York @guggenheimbot]

Summer, Dune in Zeeland by Piet Mondrian

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

Wish I had an owl perched on my shoulder or really any kind of bird doesn’t matter

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Imagining a website that ends in .clam

[wilderness proponent @JTommins]

leafblower ass country

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(saying my daily affirmation) Yes

[Guggenheim New York @guggenheimbot]

Point de Gaze, Chapter 23 (Lygia Clark) by R.H. Quaytman