Councillor Fow

Any K.G.C problems i will sort it

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

@over2sandra any chance of gettin one of them boilers like your aunt & uncle. #imfreezin

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

I Cant sleep. If cookie gets on council hell know i do fuck all. Vote cassidy so i can sleep 4 2 more years #teamstain #givemeaporpose

[KILLYMOON GOLF CLUB @kmoongc]

FOR A CHANCE TO WIN SIMPLY, FOLLOW @KMOONGC & RETWEET THE POST. ITS THAT EASY

[KILLYMOON GOLF CLUB @kmoongc]

For a different nights craic, Great cause, Everyone very welcome.

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Where shud i put winter tee boxes, so i can still be marvelous. How can i play of mats, i shank. Hmmmmm

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

I mistakenly drank some Tippex instead of my liquid Viagra - I now have a huge correction

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

@yourgolftravel tell them darren sent you... @Hazeltine archie calvert better than kaiser kaymer. Wheres cookie

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

@yourgolftravel and take martin kaymer with ye

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

@yourgolftravel can you ask darren.. please drop lee westwood(im available)

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Close your eyes & rub a Kiwi fruit in one hand & a testicle in the other, its hard to tell the difference

It also gets you banned from Asda

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

I went to the doctor because everywhere I pressed hurt.

Pressed my leg it hurt.
My arm, it hurt.
My head..

Turns out I'd broken my finger.

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Wen i win the TOC at killymoon. will i be too late to make the team for hazeltine @DarrenClarke60

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

@cookienew72 @defow89 @StigsyH @rinty6 @martymonaghan @DMcCabe87 big deal. Ill wipe him in the TOC. Hes called S hughes the S is for STAIN

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

I had a dream last night that I was getting a blowjob from the blonde one from ABBA

I only woke up because his beard was tickling my balls.

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Peoples talking. This is not me

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

@daz_hamps make sure @cookienew72 goes to manchester on the sat. That stain is my only danger

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Golfers beware. Look whos made the champion of champions

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Transfer Window now closed
Many Liverpool fans are disappointed not to have got Bale.
But they'll be back in court on Monday to try again.

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

I tried really hard but the better golfer won

[Councillor Fow @defow899]

Went to the gym & there's a new machine. Used it for an hour & felt sick.Its good though, it does everything

Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers.